Reptilian spotted on Pawn Stars pawning a worthless pistol.

Originally posted by ElectricUncleSam

Originally posted by godWhisperer
none of those pic links work for me. why would a reptilian be pawning anything?

Well if you think about it, they would have to pawn most likely because they are not registered humans and therefore, can not get a normal job and most likely can not be known.

I can picture it now:

10 Illegal immigrants walk into a shop to get work, yet lack documentation.

The boss says "open yer mouths", and takes a look inside.

"You are all registered humans...so here, have a job".

The dude has teeth then he doesn't..

An old man with bad teeth does not a reptilian make he's just a creepo getting rid of incriminating evidence

i lick my lips. I'm not a reptilian. or am i?!? dun dun dun!!!!!

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Wow, seriously? All I see is an elderly man, with some teeth missing and his remaining teeth are badly decayed. People cannot lick their own lips and be human? Move along folks nothing to see here, OP just wasted 5 minutes of my time that i'll never be able to get back.

All your links failed.
2nd.

OK pics worked for me, but I think it's just an old dude who needs money and has really bad teeth!!! Why would a reptilian shape-shifter decide to go on pawn stars to pawn a worthless pistol??

Originally posted by Old77
do not know about the tongue pictures but those teeth are scary looking.

Ya, you would need to watch the scene on the episode I mentioned to really get a feel for why I think this guy is strange, then ya, those teeth are also very odd. He appears to only have 1 big tooth on the left and then under that tooth the sharp teeth.

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Holy Link to External Image Batman!! Why not just upload these pics to your ATS picture folder? And Pawn Stars, one of my favorite shows, say it aint so!

After clicking all the links, regrettably, my conclusions are this, all I see is an old man who may have bad teeth and is in need of Chapstick. Now if he had a forked tongue at least, then you would have some kind of evidence. But then again, there are people with forked tongues.

Meet Lizard Man. He's been on Ripley's Believe It or Not, and I've meet him while he bartended a bar in Albany, NY.

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Originally posted by WhoDat09
OK pics worked for me, but I think it's just an old dude who needs money and has really bad teeth!!! Why would a reptilian shape-shifter decide to go on pawn stars to pawn a worthless pistol??

I agree, it's out there, who knows why a shape shifter would need to pawn something? I'm sure you can come up with some theories on it.

Originally posted by ElectricUncleSam

Originally posted by WhoDat09
OK pics worked for me, but I think it's just an old dude who needs money and has really bad teeth!!! Why would a reptilian shape-shifter decide to go on pawn stars to pawn a worthless pistol??

I agree, it's out there, who knows why a shape shifter would need to pawn something? I'm sure you can come up with some theories on it.

LOL not one!!

Originally posted by Swills
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Holy Link to External Image Batman!! Why not just upload these pics to your ATS picture folder? And Pawn Stars, one of my favorite shows, say it aint so!

well it was much easier to paste the links for those because they can then stay in order. When I upload to ATS they are given random names and ordered pic's are no longer ordered.

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Why, oh, why do I click on these reptilian threads!?!?!?

Originally posted by BIGPoJo
All your links failed.
2nd.

Links are working fine. I've tested them all and they are all pointing to the correct spots now.. Sorry if you're still not able to view them. Try refreshing.

i'm calling b.s.
but im gonna watch the episode now.
i'll be back to call out the op!

Somebody punch me in the double occipital condyle already...

obvious disinfo agent is obvious.

2nd line.

Listen here is my, far out theory on this dude.

He was once a grand warrior for the reptilian army, he got old and they kicked him off his planet and made him come to Earth. He could not show his face, true face that is, to the humans. He then some how ended up getting himself kicked out of the underground here on Earth and had to fend for himself. Since he can't feed as much as he should he looks old. His shape shifting doesn't work 100% anymore and he needed money, so he stopped into Pawn Stars and pawned his broken pistol which he actually used back in the war of 1812, since reptilians live long lives he would have been alive back then. Then he walked out of the shop and flew off in his UFO.

Okay.

Just a question here: If I saw an old man with bad teeth who was licking his lips, not to mention trying to pawn off some old items that are no longer of any use to him, should I kill him?

I mean, if he's a reptilian and all, that'd make sense, right?




Would you guys bail me out if I did?

i'm glad it was within the first five minutes...i didn't want to have to sit through that crap.
absolutely not. this old dude doesn't know what the hell is goin' on.
those teeth are creepy for sure but....