Picture of runner having a very NASTY accident...

A nice sunny day...


The birds are chirping...


The breeze blows a sweet scent of lavender into your nostrils...


Somewhere.. a man running a marathon the next day cant choose between Mexican or Indian food for dinner and decides to get both...


...


All is good with you and the world............





UNTIL YOU SEE A PICTURE OF THE JERKOFF WHO DID A WET DUMP IN HIS PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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Now that's a shart !!! And he will suffer some nasty chaffing from the small sand paper like morsels LOL

Wow! What dedication!

Umm...well....ugh...mmmm....psshh...oh....geez....????????

What you all don't realize is that this is his secret weapon.
Those behind will distance themselves further, and the explosive nature works as a turbo-boost.

I love everyone's face in the background! LMAO

lol the term used for this is accidental SHARTING!

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Ahhhh yesssss!

I see where you are going with this and think you are right on the mark.

His secret weapon is also being used as like when a car in the movies unleashes a load of oil onto the road and causes the pursuing vehicle behind to spin out.

Etc

I remember this happening with a guy on our Track team...

Anyone who's competed in distance or cross country knows of this occurring when running with an upset stomach.

It's not as if it's voluntary but Unfortunately, when Nature calls, it sometimes has precedence.

From a race time perspective though...this guy will actually run faster with less load to carry !

For hes a good couple of pounds lighter now !!

LOL insert The Show Must Go On By Queen and this man is brilliant.


Edit: Is that Maculay Culkin from Home Alone!?!?

As disgusting as this is, you have to give the runner props for not giving up, and not caring what the many, many people think. I can recall guys taking dumps in their wetsuits when the surf was so good that they didn't want to get out of the water.

ha ha ha haha, raab himself would be proud

youtu.be...

Probably the one and only time when something else was more important than shatting your pants - WINNING THE RACE!

Kudos to him for not stopping. And he'll run off all that embarrassment too and be good as new after a shower.

The bad part, he was only about 1/2 a mile from the start

Originally posted by FoxfilesMulder
A nice sunny day...


The birds are chirping...


The breeze blows a sweet scent of lavender into your nostrils...


Somewhere.. a man running a marathon the next day cant choose between Mexican or Indian food for dinner and decides to get both...


...


All is good with you and the world............





UNTIL YOU SEE A PICTURE OF THE JERKOFF WHO DID A WET DUMP IN HIS PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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edit on 9-9-2011 by FoxfilesMulder because: (no reason given)

the sexual harrasment pelican finds this disturbing

Pity it wasn't torrential rain.

Poor guy.
The only thing that would be going through his mind ( apart from, I just shat my pants ) is " don't think about it, they won't notice, don't think about it, they won't notice"

Originally posted by nh_ee
From a race time perspective though...this guy will actually run faster with less load to carry !

For hes a good couple of pounds lighter now !!

Not really.. he's still carrying the weight.. it's just moved from his bowels to running down his thighs...

Poor Guy

This is all I could find on him apart from the obvious

Winners never quit, and quitters never win! Is this guy a winner or something less flattering??? Photos taken during 'Goteborgsvarvet' in Sweden 2006. The running man was 19 years old and he reached the finishing line as number 21. :-)

Göteborgsvarvet is an annual half marathon running competition in Gothenburg, Sweden. It is the largest annual running competition in Sweden, with about 40,000 participants each year. Its name is a play with words; the Swedish word "varv" has a double meaning and can mean both lap and shipyard, and Gothenburg has a history as a city of shipyards. The race takes place in May, and has been organised annually since 1980. It starts outside, and finishes in, the old athletics arena Slottsskogsvallen in the Slottsskogen park. It takes off northwards over the large suspension bridge Älvsborg Bridge, follows the north bank to the Göta älv river, and returns over the Göta Älv Bridge, goes through the inner city, before reaching the finish. The race has hosted the Swedish national championship race on three occasions (1995, 2007 and 2009).

Here's another pic to wet your appetite folks!

Enjoy...


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Eeewwww

One runner

No cup