‘Drunk’ moose found stuck in tree

Ever had one of those days that make you go: Never again.

Hope this cheers some people up.

Stockholm - A seemingly intoxicated moose has been discovered entangled in an apple tree by a stunned Swede.

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Drunk moose found stuck in tree

The moose was later charged with disorderly conduct, resitsting freedom and being intoxicated in public. Was found to be wanted on a warrant for B&E and failure to appear, last year.

I knew there was something dodgy about these mooses, the look in their eyes.

You see this is the problem with the world, this liberal attitude to substance abuse.
Oh yes it's a moose now but where is it going to end?
Crack addled geese? Cocaine sharks??
Jeezus can you imagine a shark on coc aine?
This is what you've done stockholm. With all your euro-hippy nonsense!!!
You've given us coc aine sharks... ARE YOU HAPPY NOW???

Moose: Why do these people keep calling me a moose, I am a bird Leave me alone, i am trying to lay some egg's here...Silly human's

Originally posted by Deplume
You've given us coc aine sharks... ARE YOU HAPPY NOW???

So it's time to rename the Blacknose Shark into Whitenose Shark?

I bet the Moose wanted to steal some apples to make Cider in his hidden forest distillery

Things have been rough for Bullwinkle since his show was cancelled.

Sweden eh? I thought this only happened in Canada.