Travolta For President?

Originally posted by Beavers
The first wig-wearing, closet gay president....

you know he'd sing along to the national anthem EVERY TIME don't you??

plus he's Australian? (then again, the current pres isn't american either!!)

FLUFFY BANANAS HE IS!!

Youre getting either NZ and AUS mixed up with Mel or Russell, or... on your planet, john travolta is Austalian.. ?

Help me xenu, you're my only hope...

Originally posted by Elentarri
I think Patrick Steward would make a better president.

At least he has some ethics and follows the principles of common sense!!

You don't watch American Dad, do you.



Patrick is a champ, just put it that way! hehe

Originally posted by Beavers
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Englishmen, ruling america?

never

I thought we were going to end up with a one world government??

Besides, considering that the current US president is possibly Kenyan, and that a lot of the US population originally came from Europe and the number of illegal immigrants etc etc, what difference does that make?

reply to post by Beavers

God that wig site is the most bizzare thing ...almost made a big fat man giggle.
hee heehee.
Is it on your favourite bookmarks list?
Mmm something tells me ...you may be a fellow ...wiggy?

reply to post by Beavers


Perhaps, Perhaps.

Thanks, I just love that film.

You don't watch American Dad, do you. Patrick is a champ, just put it that way! hehe


Nope - they don't show that in South Africa. But just consider that if he ran a country half as well as the Enterprise, there would be a lot less BS?

reply to post by Dr Expired


haha, it may look like a wig most days, but i assure you it's all mine [/blush]

Or you can always vote for Bill Gates and his buddies and move things along?











This is scarey.

On the bright side - imagine the money the US tax payer will save on pilots!
He can fly himself about on Air-force One.

reply to post by halfoldman


No need mate. He has Xenu's starfleet at his disposal. PLus, the USA Armed Forces would be disbanded and Xenu's galactic war machine wold keep the US of A Safe.

Jenny Starpepper and the Big White Scientologist

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Originally posted by halfoldman
On the bright side - imagine the money the US tax payer will save on pilots!
He can fly himself about on Air-force One.

He doesn't need Air-Force One - he will push science ahead so they either invent the transporter or dig it out of storage.

That should be interesting - if you have access to a personal transporter you don't need a car or any other form of transportation, therefore no traffic, no smog, no car fumes and no gas guzzling, fume belching vehicles etc - it is good for the environment and health!!!



Are you guys sure you don't want to vote for Captain Picard as president?

The military disbanded?
Perhaps, although I thought it might stay pretty much the same, except that soldiers will now be encouraged to secretly distribute Arabic chapters of "Dianetics" instead of the New Testament in Iraq and Afghanistan.

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And what a masterpiece of literature that book is. Should be mandatory in every school. Oh, wait a mo, if Travolta ever became President, it would be.

Other than that I thought he might sneak in the odd Scientologist metaphor into speeches:

"The American economy has always been shrinking and expanding, just like the lovely Kirstie Alley..."

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Iam sure JT would like to check you out just to be sure

Not sure if he was in Eager for beaver?

But you could be his Dog subsititute in the whitehouse?

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It is a shame. She looked so hot in Star Trek 2.

reply to post by TheLoneArcher
Not sure how many people understood your reference to Lord Xenu but it was hilarious!!

reply to post by timidgal


If they have not read any books on the subject, they should take time and watch the South Park episode. I laughed my A off.

The imagery and wording on recruitment posters may change:

"Uncle Tom needs YOU!"

Originally posted by Dr Expired
Just thought he might tick all the boxes?

Would this be good ...the first Scientologist to make the US presidency.
He can dance,sing, fly a plane...he can act ...which will carry him on upwards
"Staying Alive" could be the campaign slogan...with him shooting down Terrorists in his Boeing.

He's got a cute ass too...will get the "swinging vote"?

Travolta for president ninja polease!