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Corporate Structure Definitions

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posted on Aug, 23 2004 @ 09:20 AM
Company President

Leaps tall buildings in a single bound. More powerful than a locomotive. Faster than a speeding bullet. Walks on water and gives policy advice to GOD.

Plant Manager

Leaps short buildings in a single bound. Almost as powerful as a 5ltr engine. Just as fast as a speeding bullet. Walks on water if the sea is calm and talks to GOD

Production Manager

Leaps short buildings with a running start and favourable winds. Almost as powerful as a 2ltr engine. Can almost catch a speeding bullet. Walks on water in a swimming pool and talks to GOD inf a special request is approved.

Shift Manager

Barely clears a large hut. Loses a tug of war with a locomotive. Can catch a speeding bullet. Swims well and is occasionally addressed by GOD.


Makes high marks on the wall while trying to leap tall buildings. Is ran over by a locomotive. Can sometimes handle a gun without self inflicted injuries and talks to animals.

Department Leads

Runs into buildings. Recognizes locomotives two out of three times. Is not issued with live ammunition or metal eating utensils. Can stay afloat with the help of a life jacket. Talks to walls and the walls dont listen.


Falls over door step while trying to enter buildings. Says "Look at the choo-choo". Wets himself with a water pistol. Plays in mud puddles and talks to himself.

Bouncers and Soldiers

Lifts buildings and walks under them. Kicks locomotives off the track. Catches speeding bullets in his teeth and eats them. Freezes water with a single glance. In a word:



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