Since the government deems everyone "TERRORISTS!!"

In recent spirit of the government tossing around the term "TERRORIST!!!" so impulsively lately and deeming anyone who;

- takes photos
- makes measurements
- pays with cash
- shops at the army surplus
- buys camping supplies
- doesn't agree with the government
- grows organic food
- keeps your blinds closed
- ex military
- owns guns
- dislikes Obama
- are a member of the tea party
- listens to alternative news
- are an activist
- knows the truth

... the list goes on and on

I would hereby like to propose alternative slang uses for the term " TERRORIST!!" in hopes of destroying the boogy-man like propaganda associated with this term... fight fire.. with fire!!

So now.. if you are at a party.. "Party Foul" is now replaced by : "TERRORIST!" .. nobody likes spilled beer..
you can now call your excessively spiteful boss a.. you guessed it! .. "TERRORIST!"

If you are at a store and paying with cash, when the clerk asks for your information, just say you only have one name... "TERRORIST!"

When handing a camera to someone for a picture. make sure you say. "Sir, can you please get this buildings structure in the frame with my terrorist friends?"

You get the idea! now come up with more examples so we can destroy this terms power.

Have fun and be creative!

Yeah, I can just see me telling a store clerk, while I'm paying for cash for an item, that I'm a terrorist just because I'm using the cash method system.

Minutes later here comes the swat team to take me out.

Don't think that's a good idea.



Funny analogy nonetheless.

Ever had to call a plumber on Thanksgiving?

TERRORISM!!!

ETA: The reason we had to call a plumber: WMD'S

If that is the case, we can safely say it's a war against us, the terrorists.

Such irony...

Originally posted by Manhater

Yeah, I can just see me telling a store clerk, while I'm paying for cash for an item, that I'm a terrorist just because I'm using the cash method system.

Minutes later here comes the swat team to take me out.

Don't think that's a good idea.

Funny analogy nonetheless.

edit on 7-9-2011 by Manhater because: (no reason given)

I can hear it now.

police dispatch : "we have an apple terrorist loose, this terrorist bought organic apples with cash"

SWAT : "10-99.. suspect is secure, he had a receipt of camping supplies on him, he was definitely planning something big!"

police dispatch : "Roger, Please be sure to beat him up then take they guys camera who record it"

"Wallflower" at a party or social function=Terrorist! You're alone and plotting to shoot up the party or social function.

Wearing black or camo, military wear in public? Terrorist! because a few shooters dressed up, you are too and planning.

Not joining in on National Holiday activity(ex. BBQ and at home or relatives) must be a Terrorist! plotting for Holiday mayhem.

Don't rent books from the Library, only download them? Terrorist! Don't want to get caught with ideas from that certain "bomb making" bible.

You what? No Facebook? Terrorist! Because you're hiding your plot information of world destruction.

Not a Soccer Mom? Terrorist! Certainly anything other than your kids into common school sports and activity must be in training for a militia of doom.

Everyone is a terrorist these days. I am escared to go to the army surplus store now. Really though, do you think there are many people here on ATS that are on some sort of watch-list? You're a terrorist for starting this thread. My grandpa's a terrorist because he has a vegetable garden, and my grandma's a terrorist because she has over 5 ak47's and more than 2 books on Islamic extremism. (ATTN gov't agents...that was what I like to call a joke. Please move along.) What is this world coming to? However, I just want to point out that anyone who spills beer has always been a terrorist in my book.

We already do that around here. I want to see the TIME magazine cover that says "We're All Terrorists Now" like they did for socialists. Everytime I hear someone talk about freedom and liberty or about the need to keep jobs in the US and stop mega-corporations from shipping them overseas all I can think is what a bunch of terrorists. So in my mind the word terrorist has lost all its meaning. Thanks MIAC.

i shop for army things and such and want to own a gun knife sword but those are my rights srew those people who say no ill claw at you with my bone !!!