posted on Sep, 8 2011 @ 05:59 AM
Please keep your seat belt fastened at all times as we may experience turbulence at any time during our journey. Asbestos underpants are not
obligitory, but as a precaution, you may want to wear them in the event of unannounced flaming.
Oh, by the way. If I was an alien visiting Earth, I would not say "take me to your Leader" I would say " Bring your Leaders to me".