posted on Sep, 6 2011 @ 02:20 AM
So you are a new member. You may want to know how to get points and responses here on ATS quickly. Here are some tips. This is the art of trolling
1~You are new, go to the new members forums and make an introduction. You will most likely be forgiven for outbursts, given a few flags, but you will
not receive stars here my troll.
2~Head over to RECENT POSTS. Do not worry about top rated threads, your responses will be buried in crap and forgotten.
3~Look for recent posts in ATS, they are more responded to. BTS can be fun, but less users respond there. This is very important for a fast turn
around my trolls.
4~Look for a recent post with very little to no replies (less than 10 as a rule of thumb). This will almost guarantee stars and responses, especially
if the OP is online. It helps to either agree and add to the conversation or just simply be an ass. This is trolling after all, and being an ass is
usually easier. The devil route will get you responses and stars faster sadly.
5~Check your messages for replies. Watch for replies, and keep up the good work!
6~If no one is taking the bait/replying, cast a wider net and diversify. Watch for users that are also angry and/or trolling. when you find one,
reply with the exact opposite view of what they posted. You will get stars and responses.
7~Start your own thread after you have learned the rules of the trade. If a thread dies, start more. Almost every thread made gets a flag and star.
If you get responses you are set. Remember, watch for replies. Reply to every single post in your threads no matter what! It is your thread after
PS~This is a satire. God I hate trolls.
edit on 6-9-2011 by adraves because: (no reason given)