posted on Sep, 1 2011 @ 11:29 AM
I would be a cat, here is my reasoning:
1. You can poo on the carpet right next to the litterbox.
2. You can vomit wherever you please.
3. You can lie for hours on a shelf in a closet on top of your owner's husband's neatly folded black dress pants, leaving them covered with your
4. You can scratch holes in the furniture that your owner's husband spent darn good money for.
5. You can scratch your owners children and bite them too.
You can do all of the above and your owner still treats you like royalty, even better than she treated her husband. (before he threw her and
her two stupid cats out!)