posted on Aug, 30 2011 @ 05:50 PM
A filthy rich
Florida man decided that
he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and
He also invited Leroy, the only Redneck in the
He held the party around the pool in the backyard
of his mansion.
Leroy was having a good time drinking,
dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the
At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a
10 foot man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars
to anyone who has the nerve to jump in.
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash. Everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!
Leroy was fighting the
gator and kicking its rear! Leroy was jabbing it in the eyes with
his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the
gator on the tail and
flipping it through the air like some kind
of Judo Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing
everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising
Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to
the top like a dime store goldfish.
Leroy then slowly
climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in
Finally the host says, 'Well, Leroy, I reckon I
owe you a million dollars.'
'No, that's okay. I
don't want It,' said Leroy.
The rich man said, 'Man, I have
to give you something You won the bet. How about half a million
No thanks, I don't want it,' answered Leroy.
The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something.
That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock
Again Leroy said no.
Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Leroy, then what
do you want?'
Leroy said, 'I want the name of
the sumbich who pushed me in the pool!'