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I hate My job...

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posted on Aug, 30 2011 @ 05:21 PM
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My job is so stupidly unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the damn stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big effin dog to work. Every stinking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single damned day.

Anyway, I drive these idiots around in my van and we solve mysteries and stuff.



pic related Stoner and his dog click below

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posted on Aug, 30 2011 @ 05:27 PM
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lol
You had me there for a moment. I was going to tell you that the post should be in the rant forum till I clicked on the pic.


Good one!



posted on Aug, 30 2011 @ 05:30 PM
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Lmao this is awesome! S&F!
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posted on Aug, 30 2011 @ 05:39 PM
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Anyway, I drive these idiots around in my van and we solve mysteries and stuff.


I got it at that point
really good!



posted on Aug, 30 2011 @ 05:44 PM
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Originally posted by roughycannon


Anyway, I drive these idiots around in my van and we solve mysteries and stuff.


I got it at that point
really good!


some people dont lol had to place insurance



posted on Aug, 30 2011 @ 05:45 PM
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Awesome. On that happy note I'm off to bed!



posted on Aug, 30 2011 @ 07:26 PM
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Haha I know that format. Funny. That one got me too


Haha had to pass that one on to a mate!!




posted on Aug, 31 2011 @ 02:47 AM
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Pretty funny.
Had me going up until "we solve mysteries and stuff".
lol.
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posted on Aug, 31 2011 @ 03:12 AM
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reply to post by RisenAngel77
 


OMG i was like this dude needs a new job, had me proper hahah

thanks mate :-)



posted on Sep, 1 2011 @ 01:16 AM
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Originally posted by RisenAngel77
Anyway, I drive these idiots around in my van and we solve mysteries and stuff.


You had me till there


lol, good joke, man.




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