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Bin Laden's Cook Finally Captured

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posted on Aug, 21 2004 @ 05:05 PM

ISLAMABAD: Law enforcement agencies have arrested a man believed to be the cook of Osama Bin Laden, head of the Al Qaeda network, sources told Daily Times on Thursday

Bin Laden is now believed to be surviving only on sandwiches. No word on the whereabouts of his butler Mahatma Coat.

posted on Aug, 21 2004 @ 05:10 PM
Did they catch his offical food taster, Ima Gona as well?

posted on Aug, 21 2004 @ 05:11 PM
Yee haa! now the world can rest, safe in the knowledge that Bin LAden will no longer be able to enjoy his finest Lobster Thermador(howz you speel it?) !
Only took 3 years, another 3 years and we might get the [polite word] himself!


Just read the article, realised it's not actually a joke... emmm.. great.. nice one... whoo hoo!!....

get the Champagne out......


[edit on 21-8-2004 by AgentSmith]

posted on Aug, 21 2004 @ 05:17 PM
if they waited till dinner, they could have caught him!

maybe the CIA could plant an agent with the "Merry Cave Maids"...

how about a fake ad for a portable dialysis machine... introducing, "The Spelunker"

posted on Aug, 21 2004 @ 06:26 PM

Originally posted by bunkbuster
...maybe the CIA could plant an agent with the "Merry Cave Maids"...

**Laughing out of my chair**


posted on Aug, 22 2004 @ 02:00 AM
Finally! Now that we've robbed him of nutritional guidance, he will surely succumb to a heart attack from all the baloney & cheese sandwiches he's now living on.

That's right--the war on terror shall not be won through military means, but through the careful application of beef by-products!

posted on Aug, 22 2004 @ 02:04 AM
If you rally wanted to knock him off couldn't you disguise a hitperson as a strip-o-gram?

posted on Aug, 22 2004 @ 12:22 PM
What a News!!! I believe, binladen now needs to catch those lizards and rats himself... and eat them raw! :-D

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