new republican definitions

alternative energy sources
n. new locations to drill for gas and oil.

bankruptcy
n. a punishable crime when committed by poor people but not corporations.

cheney, dick
n. the greater of two evils.

class warfare
n. the day when the blue states are swallowed by the oceans.

compassionate conservatism
n. poignant concern for the very wealthy.

delay, tom
n. 1. past tense of de lie. 2. patronage saint.

democracy
n. so extensively exported that the domestic supply is depleted.

fox news
fict. faux news.

free markets
n. halliburton no-bid contracts at taxpayer expense.

god
n. senior presidential adviser.

growth
n. 1. the justificaiton for tax cuts for the rich. 2. what happens to the national debt when republicans cut taxes on the rich.

gun control
n. the index finger, usually on the right hand. no other definitions or usage.

habeas corpus
n. archaic. (latin) legal term no longer in use (see patriot act).

healthy forest
n. no tree left behind.

honesty
n. lies told in simple declarative sentences - e.g., "freedom is on the march."

house of representatives
n. exclusive club; entry fee $1 million to $5 million.

laziness
n. when the poor are not working.

leisure time
n. when the wealthy are not working.

liberal(s)
n. followers of the anti-christ.

neoconservatives
n. nerds with napoleonic complexes.

9/11
n. tragedy used to justify any administrative policy. (see terra, terra, terra)

no child left behind
riff. 1. v. there are always jobs in the military.

ownership society
n. a civilization where 1 percent of the population controls 90 percent of the wealth.

patriot act
n. the pre-emptive strike on american freedoms to prevent the terrorists from destroying them first.

pro-life
adj. valuing human life until birth.

senate
n. exclusive club; entry fee $10 million to $30 million.

simplify
v. to cut the taxes of republican donors.

staying the course
interj. slang. saying and doing the same stupid things over and over, regardless of the result.

voter fraud
n. a significant minority turnout.

wal-mart
n. the nation state, future tense.

water
n. arsenic storage device.


-someone emailed this list to me... although a lot of them are doldrums, others are quite good. enjoy!

reply to post by schitzoandro


Since you seem to have drank the Kool-Aid, I fixed it for ya.
New Liberal definitions



Alternative energy sources: failed green energy programs that cost more than they produce.

Bankruptcy: A evil law that everyone can take advantage of

Obama, Barak: the greater of two evils.

Class warfare: Also known as racism…predominantly practiced by the liberals.

Compassionate conservatism: No such thing…just pity for those who do not get it...lol

Gore, Al: 1. past tense of de lie. 2. patronage saint.

Democracy: A failed system because Democrats fail to realize that we live in a Republic

MSNBC news: faux news, nothing but worthless opinions.

Free markets: A place where a person with their own mind may make a profit and employ others, and since they don't need the Gov't help they must be regulated to death.

God: Obama (Also known as Ceaser)

Growth: 1. the justification for tax cuts for the rich so they may create jobs at the taxpayer expense. 2. what happens twhen Obama waits two weeks to address the economy

Gun control: Is being able to hit your target (The conservative view, so they must be all about murder)

Habeas Corpus: archaic. legal term no longer in use (see Operation Fast and Furious and the DOJ obsrtuctiniism).

Healthy forest: The conservatives think it is a great place to hunt, but we know better, don't we?

Honesty: If you work hard, but can't get a job, you will get ahead.

House of Representatives: exclusive club; entry fee $1 million to $5 million. (No argument)

Leisure time: when the welfare recipients are not working.

Liberals: followers of the anti-Christ. (Can’t argue with ya there either)

Neoconservatives: nerds with Napoleonic complexes. (Can’t argue with ya there either)

9/11: The roosters have come home to roost!

No child left behind: Don’t worry Jimmy, we’ll still give you a trophy, even though you went through a winless soccor season. It’s OK….trust us.

Ownership society: No one deserves property, it belongs to the people!

Patriot act: Those guys don’t mean us any harm, honest!

Pro-life: Unless it’s conservative.

Senate : We lost the Senate…they must be racist Nazis!

Simplify: Peolisi-You have to pass the bill, to see what’s in the bill

Staying the course: Not only keeping entitlements, but upping the anty.

Voter fraud: When the dead vote.

Wal-mart: Don’t worry about that cheap Chinese stuff, it’s ok, honest, no poisons there.

Water: Dichloroacetic acid. A item to be banned by the EPA

reply to post by TDawgRex


ha! no i have had no kool-aid! someone sent me that in an email, and i couldn't think of a better place to put it then here!

reply to post by schitzoandro


Here's an old list of Republican code words I posted a while back:

Obamapedia

· Abstinence-only sex education: Get AIDS and die, sinners.
· Accountability: Sovereign immunity
· Actionable Intelligence: Groupthink
· Affirmative action: Organized discrimination against Whites
· Balanced budget: Trillions for war, but not one penny for social programs
· Balance of powers: Meaningless impediments to proper government
· Bipartisanship: "Date rape"--Grover Norquist
· Big government: Social programs for the poor and minorities
· Big tent: You can come in, but you have to stand over there and cheer whenever we give the signal
· Clash of civilizations: Anti-Muslim Crusade
· Class war: The oppression of the rich by the poor
· Communist: Black
· Compassionate Conservatism: Rank hypocrisy
· Competition: Subsidies and other government favors
· Consensus: What we say we think
· Conservative: Greedy, racist, or Christian Dominionist
· Controversial: We said No!
· Corruption: Acting in the public interest, rather than staying bought by corporations
· Culture war: "This is a Christian country! How dare you quote Thomas Jefferson?"; The oppression of the Christian Right by atheists (everybody else, including other Christians)
· Commentator: Propagandist
· Defense Department: War Department
· Democracy: Oligarchy; rule by our sort
· Diplomacy: Shoot first and refuse to answer questions later
· Domestic terrorist: The ACLU, the Southern Christian Leadership Conference
· Due process: The rules that apply only to Real Americans
· Economics: Fairy tales, "Voodoo", Market Fundamentalism, Reaganomics, pie in the sky
· Education: Indoctrination
· Empathy: Palling around with the riff-raff
· Enhanced interrogation: Torture
· Elitism: Wanting everybody to get a real education
· Equal rights: More equal for us
· Evidence: Lousy Liberal-biased facts
· Family values: Our families, not yours
· Fascist: Black
· Fiscal responsibility: Cutting social programs for the poor and minorities
· Free and fair election: One that our candidate won
· Free markets, Free trade: Free for corporations, not for natural persons
· Freedom of religion: You can go to Hell.
· Freedom of speech, and of the press: When I want to hear your opinion, I'll tell it to you.
· Grassroots organization: Subsidiary of lobbying firm
· Human rights: Property rights. Well, guns, too.
· Immorality: Sex education
· Judicial activist: One who holds that Constitutional protections apply to the riff-raff
· Law and order: Keeping the riff-raff down
· Legal technicalities: Constitutional protections
· Liberal: Richard M. Nixon, the tree-hugging (EPA), Socialist (guaranteed income), Peacenik (ended Vietnam War) appeaser (trip to China); Barry Goldwater, the anti-Christian-Right supporter of gays in the military
· Liberal bias: Any concern for facts
· Liberal Media:Those biased by facts; Mainstream media
· Liberty: Property rights, gun rights, no regulation of business, no enforcement of civil rights for the poor and for minorities
· Loony Left: Moderate Republicans
· Mainstream of American thought: American exceptionalism; White Supremacy; unfettered corporate greed
· Mainstream media: Right-wing media
· National security: Keeping the world safe for kleptocracy
· Nazi: Black
· News: What it says in our press releases
· Obama is Hitler, Stalin, the AntiChrist, not a US citizen, etc.: He's Black, which is worse.
· Ordinary citizen: Lobbyist
· Original intent: In Constitutional law, slavery and exclusion of women and the poor from voting
· Ownership society: Way more for us with a few crumbs for you, if you vote for us
· Patriot: Scoundrel
· Person: Corporation; White male
· Personal responsibility: Do as I say, not as I do
· Pork: Social programs for the poor and minorities
· Principles, Conservative : "All for us and nothing for other people"--Adam Smith
· The Public Interest: The interests of corporations
· Public works: Pork
· Quotas: Organized discrimination against Whites
· Racism: Alleged Black and Hispanic hatred of Whites
· Real Americans: White male Republican Christians
· Reporter: Advocate
· Republic: Oligarchy; rule by our sort, as described by Plato
· Right to life: Rights of the unborn, but not of anybody else. In extreme cases, Death to abortionists!
· Rule of law: What I say goes
· Science: Creationism
· Small government: No social programs for the poor and minorities
· Socialist: Black
· Southern Strategy: The South will rise again!
· Special interests: The public interest
· Starve the beast: No social programs for the poor
· States' rights: The right to oppress their own people
· Statesman: Naked opportunist
· Strict constructionist: One who upholds slavery and exclusion of women and the poor from voting; one who maintains that the 14th Amendment protections for ex-slaves are primarily meant to protect corporations
· Support the troops: Support the war
· Tax protest: He's Black.
· Terrorist: Democrat
· Thoughtful: Unprincipled
· Traitor: Democrat
· Trickle-down: Gusher up
· Truth: What we say today, no matter what we said last year.
· Tyranny: Enforcement of civil rights legislation and regulation of business
· Tyrant: Elected Black Democrat
· Unamerican: American
· Unitary executive: King; theocrat
· Unsound: Principled
· Uppity: Thinking that equality applies to you
· Voter Fraud: Anything that lets more poor people and minorities vote
· War on drugs: War on Black society
· Waste, fraud, and abuse: Government spending on the poor and minorities

www.abovetopsecret.com...

Someone even found the accompanying list of Democratic code words to go along with it:

Originally posted by WizardVanWizard
Here's an exerpt from another website full of free thinkers. Turns out that Dems/Liberals have their own slick code words as well. Lifted from cheneypedia.org...Some are eerily similar to some GOP codes!


· Abstinence-only sex education: A class to skip out on to smoke pot.
· Accountability: Sovereign immunity*
· Affirmative action: Don't worry, you don't HAVE to be qualified, brotha!
· Balanced budget: Trillions for failed corporations...(well, cool.)
· Balance of powers: Meaningless impediments to proper government*
· Bipartisanship: We'll throw the dinosaurs a bone.
· Big government: A chicken in every pot, a finger in every pie.
· Big tent: You can come in, but you have to stand over there and cheer whenever we give the signal*
· Clash of civilizations: Is terribly wrong, but a hybrid still needs gasoline, right?
· Class war: It's not your fault you're on welfare.
· Communist: No, no, SOCIALIST.
· Competition: The state will buy out MY business, no MINE!
· Consensus: What we say they think, must be true.

· Due process:Every paedophile deserves his day in court!
· Economics: We can spend our way out of debt.
· Education: Indoctrination*
· Empathy: A way to instill White Guilt.

· Equal rights: More equal for us.*
· Evidence: Conjecture; hearsay, etc.
· Family values: Dated, redneck philosophies
· Fascist: White with a 250K+ income
· Fiscal responsibility: Like we said we've got to spend our way out of debt.

· Free markets, Free trade: Free for corporations, not for natural persons*
· Freedom of religion: For Muslims only.
· Freedom of speech, and of the press: When I want to hear your opinion, I'll get someone in Hollywood who represents you instead.
· Grassroots organization: Subsidiary of lobbying firm*

· Immorality: Going to a Christian Citadel.
· Judicial activist: One who holds that Constitutional protections apply to housepets.
· Liberal: Barack Obama...
· Liberal bias: That's slander!
· Liberal Media: We can't get a word in, Whitey runs the media!
· Liberty: Enforcement of civil rights for the poor and for minorities, but not for whites; gun control, state-owned properties. (No gardening!)
· Obama is Hitler, Stalin, the AntiChrist, not a US citizen, etc.: He's Black, so it doesn't really matter, anyway.
· Ordinary citizen: Mexican Immigrant


THe ones with asterisks are the similar ones...hehehehe.

www.abovetopsecret.com...

Originally posted by schitzoandro
reply to post by TDawgRex

 

ha! no i have had no kool-aid! someone sent me that in an email, and i couldn't think of a better place to put it then here!

Cool! I took in the spirit of humor I believe it was intended in. Just wanted to provide a counter-point.

But I'm curious as to what buttons were pushed considering the other two posters who violated T&C.

reply to post by TDawgRex


you know, i read the first one, i found nothing wrong with that reply, although i dare not repeat it!! haha, no seriously, i didn't see what was wrong with it, but it was a one liner and i have already forgotten it... leave it to my bad memory

reply to post by FortAnthem


wonderful! i'll certainly give you a star, and i'd give you a flag if i could, very nice addition

actually i just went to the thread in your post, and since it is your thread i flagged it so cheers!