posted on Aug, 21 2004 @ 01:45 PM
Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can?
> >>>Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
> >>>John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
> >>>
> >>>Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
> >>>John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
> >>>
> >>>Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
> >>>Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
> >>>
> >>>Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
> >>>Both Presidents were shot in the head.
> >>>
> >>>Now it gets really weird.
> >>>
> >>>Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
> >>>Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
> >>>
> >>>Both were assassinated by Southerners.
> >>>Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
> >>>Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon
> >>>Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
> >>>
> >>>John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
> >>>Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in
> >>>1939.
> >>>
> >>>Both assassins were known by their three names.
> >>>Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
> >>>
> >>>Now hang on to your seat.
> >>>
> >>>Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
> >>>Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'
> >>>
> >>>Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a
> >>>warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran
> >>>and hid in a theater.
> >>>
> >>>Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
> >>>
> >>>And here's the kicker...
> >>>A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland A week
> >>>before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.