posted on Aug, 27 2011 @ 12:45 PM
The attack on lemonade stands is so bad, pretty soon they're gonna take iPod's away for playing Lemonade Tycoon.
I can see it now, you're hanging out with your friends on your iPhone, playing some L.T., one of your friends asks, how's your lemonade stand
coming along. Next thing you know, a flock of cops approaches you faster than you can say donuts.
Seriously, they want to shut down everybody, green tea, lemonade, apple juice, orange juice, the attack on fruit is driving the police bananas!
Here's a solution, put a roof over the stand and call it Krispy Kreme donuts, you'll get a Nobel Prize!