The Imponderable Questions

We all have caught ourselves sitting around one day, then the lightbulb goes off and you ask yourself something stupid like: "if I were to choke a smurf, what color would it turn?"

Thankfully, some people have a lot of time on their hands and have compiled a list of questions no one seems to have an answer for. So, in all their unanswerable glory, I present you with some of those questions. If you have a likewise idiotic or thoughtful response, feel free to share.

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do fish get cramps after eating?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

Doesn't 'expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him - Is he still wrong?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If you jogged backward . . .would you gain weight?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?

Is a castrated pig disgruntled?

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . .write to these people? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

More of these thought provoking questions can be found here.

Hey! I knew there was something I had to do today! I am actually going to Google it now. I want to know if fish have sex and if so how is it even possible!!! Little Goldfish!!! *Away to Google!*

Thanks!

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Why do we park in a driveway, but drive on a parkway?

Thanks..I'd forgtton to smile today, ya gave me a reminder.

Now that has been checked off my honey do list...I'm off to wash the cat.