Officially announcing our isolationism from the rest of the planet
might just be a grand idea.
We could still trade with other countries, but let's make sure this
time it is done on a dollar for dollar trade.
Let's stop sending one dime to other countries that have isolated
us anyway. Why worry about being isolated from the rest of the
world? We already are. Nobody gives a hoot for us except for the
Screw the Iranians. They don't need a couple hundred billion more
in the way of aid. They will, and are, making nukies to toast our
To heck with the Swiss. We don't need their cheese. We can make
cheese just as good up in Wisconsin.
I darn sure don't need a high priced Mercedes Benz. The Cadillac
or Corvette or Ford GT is just as good.
I don't even need a good bottle of French Champagne, a bottle of
Ernest & Julio will do me fine.
Let the rest of the world fare for themselves for a change, and then
when they CAN'T, listen to them squeal to us for help.
Don't give ANY of these foreign countries any more money until they
realize that the American tax-payers are paying for their next meal,
and that this money doesn't come gurgling up out of the toilet.
We can then take the money we give to all of these ungrateful baboons
and give it to people in the world that really need it. Like for instance, let's
give some money to real starving children on this planet. Let's find a
freaking cure for cancer and AIDS. Hey, let's put some food on the table
of children right here in the US that go to bed hungry every night. We don't
need to give gazillions of piles of money away to anyone anymore just
because we are the nice guys with a little change in our pockets.
Let's take this money and provide adequate health care and cheap
prescriptions to the elderly. Let's take this money and put it to good use
right here in the US.
Sure, let's isolate ourselves from the rest of the world. Then we could
patrol our borders with our military, and bring our troops home from a
place that doesn't give a crap about us. Close down all of our military
bases around the world and save a few hundred billion more. They only
care about the Sailors and Marines money on shore leave anyway.