New ice cream flavor

In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: Barocky Road.

Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes.

The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.

The cost is $82.84 per scoop, so out of a hundred dollar bill you are at least promised some CHANGE.

When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but after you pay for it, the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you at no charge.

You are left with an empty wallet, holding an empty cone with no hope of getting any ice cream.

reply to post by highpriestess


Each container purchased for just over $40,000 contains 0% truth and 800,000% DV of lies. Order now, and most of the proceeds will go to the wars! Order Today!

Love it troops, spot on, im still laughing my ass off!!!

So you are saying that this only works on every other person in line?, because if the guy ahead of me is stupid enough to buy this ice cream at that price, and it is given to me at no charge, why would I even contemplate buying more?

Originally posted by Agarta
So you are saying that this only works on every other person in line?, because if the guy ahead of me is stupid enough to buy this ice cream at that price, and it is given to me at no charge, why would I even contemplate buying more?

no. what i am saying is that this is a joke.

Agarta im wetting myself again now i hope that was an attempt at humor!

reply to post by andy06shake


Yes I realize it was a joke and I tried to put myself into the situation as part of it sorry I guess it was a bad attempt.

Thats cool man, u made me laugh, that cant be bad. Love the name by the way, do you beleve there is a real Agarta? Id like to think so, love to see it eh?