Two jokes about the east coast quake

The first one is a tweet I sent to The Situation

The earthquake that hit New Jersey was the first time a situation didn't revolve around @ItsTheSituation, despite previous ego reports.

The second one.

Apparently New York felt the earthquake yesterday as well, however the actung was so bad that the footage was all cut and added to a Cloverfield sequel.

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‎"VIRGINIA QUAKE~~BREAKING NEWS!!!
The USGS has determined that the epicenter of the Va earthquake was in a graveyard just outside of DC.--- The cause appears to be all of our Founding Fathers rolling over in their graves."...





star-- if you laughed

Earthquake? I thought that was Gaddafi's regime falling..

Originally posted by darrman
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‎"VIRGINIA QUAKE~~BREAKING NEWS!!!
The USGS has determined that the epicenter of the Va earthquake was in a graveyard just outside of DC.--- The cause appears to be all of our Founding Fathers rolling over in their graves."...





star-- if you laughed

edit on 8/24/11 by darrman because: spellenglish

I actually literally clapped.

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Jokes what jokes
I see no jokes

Originally posted by marvinthemartian
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Jokes what jokes
I see no jokes

You my friend, must have a Humor Tumor.

Originally posted by darrman
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‎"VIRGINIA QUAKE~~BREAKING NEWS!!!
The USGS has determined that the epicenter of the Va earthquake was in a graveyard just outside of DC.--- The cause appears to be all of our Founding Fathers rolling over in their graves."...


Now thats a joke
nearly laughed

Originally posted by marvinthemartian

Originally posted by darrman
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‎"VIRGINIA QUAKE~~BREAKING NEWS!!!
The USGS has determined that the epicenter of the Va earthquake was in a graveyard just outside of DC.--- The cause appears to be all of our Founding Fathers rolling over in their graves."...


Now thats a joke
nearly laughed

see, you have a humor tumor.

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Apologies i just dont think they were funny.

see, you have a humor tumor.

this humour is benign.

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AKA a good sense of humor.

Originally posted by josh2009s
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AKA a good sense of humor.

i have a good sense of humor.

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i suggest: Chuck Norris farted

...or was it Gerard Depardieux now known as Chuck Norris successor for being the only man known to society who felt he needed some quality time in the restroom while his flight was taxiing, and then simply peed in the aisle after receiving flight attendants order to remain seated.

shake ...rattle and....roll.... whoohooo

You know you all make me sick...

Seriously.

You are the same who complained about people poking fun at Japan or NZ yet it's ok here cause it wasn't bad nobody died?

Seriously you all need to grow up....

I can't believe Im seeing this so much on here...no wait I am not surprised, the maturity level on here stinks lately.

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I heard Obama said it was Bush's fault,, line...

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So do I, and I also did not laugh.

Originally posted by mblahnikluver
You know you all make me sick...

Seriously.

You are the same who complained about people poking fun at Japan or NZ yet it's ok here cause it wasn't bad nobody died?

Seriously you all need to grow up....

I can't believe Im seeing this so much on here...no wait I am not surprised, the maturity level on here stinks lately.

Hahahaha, funniest one so far!

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mine was funnier though I think I see my error
it was the Japan quake that this refers to (I have no false egoistic claims of sensitivity)

post by Forevever
it was ancient aliens, dropping a tub of hair gel belonging to Tsoukalas


Thanks to TheOneYouFearIsRight for having the avatar I can link to ♥

Meanwhile, I SURVIVED!!!!
I never thought I'd see an earthquake in my life - it was very cool and I almost slept through it! that would've sucked

I read a tweet yesterday after the quake that made me giggle. It isn't really a joke but it reminded me of a game I used to play.

the tweet

"Weird. I don't remember being *this* bad at Jenga."

Originally posted by mblahnikluver
You know you all make me sick...

Seriously.

You are the same who complained about people poking fun at Japan or NZ yet it's ok here cause it wasn't bad nobody died?

Seriously you all need to grow up....

I can't believe Im seeing this so much on here...no wait I am not surprised, the maturity level on here stinks lately.

You might want to lighten up on the righteous indignation. It was wrong to make light of the Japan quake when so many were suffering but this quake was nothing. It didn't kill anyone but it did shake up the nerves of an entire coast that rarely ever experiences earthquakes. People are going to joke in an attempt to ease some of the anxiety.

Yes actually it is okay because no one died.