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Greetings ATS; there's a new couch-bum in residance

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posted on Aug, 24 2011 @ 01:24 PM
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Greetings ATS,

I am a contemporary author that specializes in tales of the strange and unusual. I am not here to plug my bio or my works. I am a fan of all things paraprosdokian and a student of the worlds I live in. Unfortunately, I am afflicted with the curse of the wordsmith in that every three paragraphs wants to become three pages. Rest assured, I will attempt to restrain myself.

Specifically I was drawn to ATS because it would make an excellent outlet for all the things I can't talk about anywhere else. Having been here for just a few days I was surprised at the depth of ATS. There is more variety in the forum's than I expected to find. It seems that no matter what mindset I might be inhabiting that day I can always find somewhere on ATS that catches my attention.

I don't expect everyone to agree with my opinions; nor do I expect to concur with all of yours. However, what I've come to expect from ATS in the last few days is an open minded courteous forum with like-minded members attempting to achieve the same. Yeah, that sounds like the kind of peoples that I can fit in with.

"Nobody's using that couch right? Kewl, I'll just make myself at home then."

Thanks,
"Two-Bears"

edit on 24-8-2011 by Kicking2bears because: typo-misspelling




posted on Aug, 24 2011 @ 01:28 PM
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posted on Aug, 24 2011 @ 01:45 PM
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You're gonna have to share the couch with me for it is where I post from
Hellos and welcome



posted on Aug, 24 2011 @ 01:49 PM
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Yeah, thanks anyhow but you can have it. I've got a new luxury couch on order; I just hope the delivery men don't get abducted on their way here. :-)



posted on Aug, 24 2011 @ 01:50 PM
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Kicking2bears, welcome to ATS enjoy your stay my friend. You seem to have simular interest as many others here so you should fit in fine...



posted on Aug, 24 2011 @ 01:54 PM
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Welcome to the board my friend, if you have any issues then feel free to ask, lots of people will be willing to help.

Enjoy!



posted on Aug, 24 2011 @ 03:01 PM
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Originally posted by Kicking2bears
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Yeah, thanks anyhow but you can have it. I've got a new luxury couch on order; I just hope the delivery men don't get abducted on their way here. :-)


They are on my payroll and your new luxury couch will be mine! Muahahahaha!



posted on Aug, 24 2011 @ 03:05 PM
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Originally posted by Kicking2bears
Greetings ATS,

I am a contemporary author that specializes in tales of the strange and unusual.
Thanks,
"Two-Bears"

edit on 24-8-2011 by Kicking2bears because: typo-misspelling


We are Rigel4. We think you have come to the right place.
We hope you have packed your kool aid.



posted on Aug, 24 2011 @ 03:33 PM
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It's hard not to share an interest with somebody on here. Thanks for the welcome.



posted on Aug, 24 2011 @ 03:39 PM
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Thanks, Rigel4. Yup, Plenty of Kool-aid for everybody; the kind with so much sugar that dentist around the world are cringeing. Gallons and gallons of it. No additives except for truth and red food coloring... we promise. :-)



posted on Aug, 24 2011 @ 03:40 PM
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Welcome!

Have fun on ATS!

All the best.



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