posted on Aug, 23 2011 @ 11:34 PM
2 Valium pills to get over the shock of having survived such a massive earth quake lol
one get out of laughable youtube video where you scream like a little girl card
one change of underpants after you soiled yourself
one $50 gift card to replace the china set you got at walmart
one plastic chair that tipped over out side on your patio
one prepaid cell phone with 500 minutes on it so you can call your family and all of you can have a good cry
one friend who tells people that the earthquakes are much worse out on the east coast because of the bedrock lol
one paper bag you can hyperventilate into
one photo of Haitian and Japaneses people giving you the finger