posted on Aug, 23 2011 @ 04:16 PM
I *actually* had to break my wholly-too-long period of lurking (and, um, being too lazy to look up my password) to post a reply to this.
To the OP: Thank you, I was starting to get frightfully bored, but your posts (not just this, all of them! you get a gold star, and, like, a real one.
I'll totally mail it to you for your sticker book and everything!) are hilarious. Seriously, seriously hilarious. It's almost as if a hack
screenwriter was told 'quick, we need a young, selfish, self-important female character for this horrible (Probably Chuck Lorre produced) sitcom.
No... no time for subtlety or character development, just stick to the most glaring cliches'. You can't be a real person, can you?
To everyone else who's been debating whether the OP is who they claim to be, or just a dude named Carl who eats sad, lonely meals standing at the
You're forgetting a third option, and what I think is probably the most likely one:
The OP is, in fact, a secret, subterranean lizardperson. It's part of their plan to infiltrate society. For your enjoyment, here is the conversation
Tangled4U had immediately before clawing it's way to our cursed surface world:
(translated from the original Lizardmanese)
Snarlak: Grokdar, are you prepared for your journey to the land of those horrible monkey creatures?
Grokdar (AKA: Tangled4U): Yes, Snarlak, and may my infiltration of one of their Young-Adult-Training-Facilities in the midwest of the kingdom they
call "America" prove to aid us in reclaiming what is rightfully ours.
Snarlak: Excellent... Excellent... And have you consulted the materials we provided to prepare you for your mission? The copies of the literary epic
'Teen Vogue'? The video disks of the documentary known as "The Hills"?
Grokdar: Yes, Snarlak, I have. As have I researched the one they referred to as Kardashian. I believe her to be some form of shapeshifter, but who
always uses the same name. I will pattern my behaviour off of hers. I am prepared.
Snarlak: Have you memorized the music by the one they call Justin Beiber?
Grokdar: You ask too much. I will make many sacrifices for our mighty non-denominational lizardperson empire, but I will not do that. Please, allow me
to begin my journey.
(Snarlak hands Grokdar a blonde wig and pair of 'Juicy Couture' track pants and matching hoodie)
Snarlak: May the fangs of Father Allserpent bless you.