Not my idea, but I remember some dude posted in a zombie apocalypse thread and he had a great idea: a sharksuit. It's genius! Because zombies would
have to bite you to infect you, so if that thing can stop a sharks bite it can sure as hell stop a zombies bite.
So I would wear a sharksuit, and on top of that knights armor to be 100% sure that no zombies will bite and infect me:
If I could pick
any weapons to use in a zombie apocalypse, let's see here....
A minigun:
A McBros .95 Caliber Rifle:
Hopefully if there is a mob of zombies
heading my way, I just aim right about neck level with this big thing and the huge bullet will take out multiple zombies with one shot.
A tank, which would keep me encased and safe from zombies, and also would allow me to take dozens out at a time:
A steamroller somehow modified to have the seat shielded by bulletproof glass, keeping me safe from any sneaky zombies that try to flank me. This
would allow me to cruise around and squish packs of zombies:
(Imagine
that's bulletproof glass and you have a good idea)
The Krupp Bagger 288, with turrets mounted to have a 360* field of view, as well as greased with oil or something slippery to ensure that zombies
can't climb up it. Also, the big saw used for trenching would be lowered to just about ground level and rotate around like a massive chainsaw:
A minefield around my fortification, which would most likely be a castle with very tall walls that no zombies could climb up:
Rather than your run of the mill moat, I would somehow have a moat
filled with either lava or molten steel to ensure that no zombies could make it across.
A bomber, preferibly a B2 due to it's flat surface, which would be covered in solar panels. This would allow me to stay in the air for long amounts of
time, and I could use my fuel during night-time when the sun goes down:
I would have an airport on an island where I could go to re-fuel and
re-up on bombs which would be either devoid of zombies or protected from zombies by electrified fences or extremely tall walls.
And most importantly: ear protection to make sure I don't go deaf from all of that firepower.
edit on 21-8-2011 by TupacShakur because: To edit
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