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The Promised Land

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posted on Aug, 20 2011 @ 12:12 PM
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I got this in an e-mail today and thought I would share.

5000 years ago, Moses said, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

When Welfare was introduced, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your a**es, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today, the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your a**es, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land to China.




posted on Sep, 10 2011 @ 06:45 PM
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Awesome joke!



posted on Sep, 12 2011 @ 03:37 PM
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One of my favorite ways to hear and express wisdom is humor. There is much of both here. Thank you!



 
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