Could Hitler Have Escaped in a Zeppelin(and travelled to the Moon)

reply to post by Dr Expired

Thats a pretty cheesy idea you've got there.
Green cheesy.

Your post immediately put me in mind of

reply to post by BrianC


Hitler would be dead of old age by now even if he did in fact survive

reply to post by Nobama


But he had a crystal skull and a lot of money, surely he lives if only through demonic power and awesomeness.

reply to post by ELahrairah


I heard alot about this ... it has a name.. naziflatulentology

Obviously the technolgoy they would have today would make a more efficient use of each fart... so their power must be nearly limitless...

Come to think of it ive never heard a cat fart... maybe the nazis developed some sort of transporter tech and are able to lock onto, and teleport out, cart farts before they are expelled. This might have create an unlimited source of power. With all the talk of transhumanism... surely we must all prepare for the possibly of hitler being a hybrid himself by now.

reply to post by BrianC

awesomeness

yup says it all

reply to post by Wertdagf


Yes project paper clip funneled the top secret nazi technology of cat farts into
the military industrial complex who knows how far this technology has gone in the last 70 years.
perhaps the cat fart warp drive

reply to post by Helious


Not neccessarily, a Zeppelin spacecraft is not that far fetched.
Instead of blasting through the zone that seperates Earth from space, the Zeppelin may have simply floated through it, no friction t,( heat resistant material) was used to make the Zeps balloon.
It was puncture proof (lessons had been learned).

reply to post by ELahrairah


Sarcsm does not"suit such a cool cat."

reply to post by Dr Expired


Explanation: Propeller??? Strap several V2 rockets to that gravity airship...

Float to max altitude ceiling!

Ignite zee RocKetz!

Kiss Eva even more firmly!

Freak out as zee zepplin bursts due to micro meteorite impact ... :shk:

Grab Eva and escape in the nazi bell spacecraft lifeboat!

Kiss Eva even more firmly!

Land on zee Moon!

Enjoy being His own lunatic ruler for REAL!

Did I mention kissing Eva firmly...

Personal Disclosure: Hmm I wonder if that could be animated with Hitler singing "Flying Fuhrer! & Fuhrer!" to the Wagnerized version of "Flying Higher and Higher!" ?

I'm sorry to the OP. but I am informing others that this is a waist of my time.
Later!.

reply to post by Stella Lotus


The ignorant will not be spared when Hitler rises forth from the North Pole on his UFO (fire chariot) and destroys the non-worthy (gypsy's)

It is mildly frustrating to read some of the replies already.
Sometimes we have to let our imaginations soar into space, to imagine an alternate method of space travel, with eccentric characters transversing the universe, just give this thread a chance?
The science may appear shaky, but not impossible.

I hope this is a joke....

but on the chance it isnt, with many of the obvious flaws, ill just say. A blimp/hot air balloon wont work in space. Key word to them working, being AIR. which space has NONE.

reply to post by OmegaLogos


Bravissimo....Kudos...perfect timing, if I may say so...

It actually took reading to page 2, to find your post to star. Worth the wait

Des

reply to post by chancemusky


They would have on board propulsion tanks, vaccum to air converters perhaps, using photonic ions?
Iam not a scientist , but I think this may have been the method.
If one could travel around the Earth in 80 days using a simple basket balloon then surely the moon using an advanced zepppelin would not be so far fetched?

reply to post by chancemusky


Given the forums this is posted in I imagine so....

On a more serious note, This is definately true.
I can't believe there are people out there who don't believe Hitler used a zeppeling to escape to the moon.
Deny Ignorance people, CMON!

reply to post by chancemusky


Who are you to say what space has and has not?!?!?!!!!!

I just wanted to thank you for giving me a great laugh. I saw the headline and it just blew a huge laugh out of me. It's been a tough day, and it's always great to come to ATS and see the absurd bull**** that people post, but this title of this post really did it for me. Nice work.

Hitler did in fact survive WW2 and was transported to Spain with Eva Braun by
none other than British spy and Bond author Ian Flemming.

Google: Mike sparks-- JamesBondIsForReal and
Greg Hallett-- Hitler was a British agent.

The OP might not be as bats**t crazy as it first appears.
History is written by the victors and EVERYTHING that has come down
to us by way of the history book is twisted BS, including the Holocaust.

What's good is bad. What's bad is good.

p.s. I just remembered that I heard somewhere that Hitler departed initially for the moon
in a lead zeppelin (to protect against the lethal radiation levels in space, obviously),
but Eva Braun talked him out of this destination. They veered left at the last minute,
and went in search of a stairway to heaven instead.

Oh, The Humanity!!!!