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posted on Aug, 12 2011 @ 07:11 PM
I never did this, this proper introduction, because I never felt the need to.

But it seems that every one who does this gets a lot of attention when signing up (Especially when they are fat Arthur with a pic of a barely dressed chick as their avatar). And hell, I need some S&F to meet the quota, so now it is my time to let my star shine!

Here goes: "Hi!"

I joined a few years ago because my eyes and especially my heart opened up, and I thought I could contribute to awareness.

Boy was I fooled.

I have posted a few articles. And I comment a lot on any article I felt worth commenting to (or not, but done so, drunk, and felt bad afterwards, just like I will probably feel after clicking "send" in a few minutes). So far all responses to my posts and replies came out not as contributing as I was looking for, rather ignored and mocked upon by default because there is always a larger rooster in the den.

But that's not it. We are all loving and caring over here. Like for example the disaster threads, the replies are so heartwarming (Like: "Hope you and your family are safe."). It makes me want to spill my lunch! Come on! You are not here to be sympathetic. You are here for sensation! You WANT the guy on the other end, seeing a conspiracy in every little bump in his road of life, to at least parish and make MSN headlines. Be honest. We are here to sit in the same room together looking at the BBC (that's FOX News in US) broadcasting the first atom bomb go off in the Middle-East, to point our finger at the world saying: "I told you so!" and then feel good about ourselves.

While the next bomb explodes over our heads, we then look at our precious survival kit realizing; we could have been even more drunk/stoned if we would have just spent that cash on even more beer and porn!

Damn it what truth this is that no one wants to hear. But it's probably because I am misunderstood. Well... I did a test just now here on ATS, and yes my friends; It seems that I am an introvert. Those people generally are quite misunderstood right?

So it should be okay, but is it? Since every individual here seems to be an introvert. Because they all did the same test, and it checks out they now thank the OP for holding that mirror in their faces. Those individuals at least should understand me. But they do not.

THEY (Yes now YOU: reader, you are now referred to as THEY, your application to this website just backfired the (SNIP) out of you
sit behind their computer. Getting fatter and fatter and doing nothing more then sniffing for weaknesses. Then hurt where it hurts the most: Letting others Speak their frigging' mind and brush it away as if THEY where the all knowing. But please, please, please: Do not get your fat ass out of your chair and start making a change in this actually immensely beautiful world (eye of the beholder, and I genuinely hold that eye). The following saying is so applicable;

Change the world and start with yourself.
Considder this my

Note to self

Having that said, let's get back to the introduction part:

I thought when I signed up it was all about stars and flags over here, getting popular fast, better then Facebook because these are people with some sense and meaning. But I couldn't be more wrong.

It's about Stars and Stripes over here: People with sh*t loads of S&F flame at newbies for trying to get S&F quickly. It's like a pyramid sceme! But it get's worse...

(Explaining the stars and stripes part) If you are an American, you are fine. If you also pretend to be at least affiliated with one of the dreaded societies (no it's no secret anymore), well... that's better. But if you are a Jewish American, you very well rule this ATS-world.

If you are from any other part of the world, except for maybe the UK, feel as neglected over here as you would feel like when you step out that front door!

Here is my opinion: Those poor American bastards with a minimum threat of being taken away your right to bare arms. A possible healthcare as a constitutional right. The poor old dollar de-valuating (while it was just a piece of paper with a splash of ink showing alchemy symbolism on it to begin with)... which is de-valuating as if it was an icecap in the Sahara (that's like the Nevada but then in situated "in Europe"). You guys are so "the victim of a cruel society".

Well at least they tolerate us non-Americans... but please keep the Muslims out of here!!! They is bad bad folk.

Even the well meant polls are all about that big pool of ignorance across the Atlantic. I don't understand half of what is asked there anyway. Not because I am ignorent or uneducated, but just because I simply do not give a (SNIP), since I am a citizen of the WORLD.


Please put this in the context of me being a very sarcastic critic, because I do not want the local police department showing up and arresting me for the potential white-male-serial-killer profile in this article.

Peace out;

Fat Arthur with a barely dressed Chick as his Avatar

edit on 12-8-2011 by Sover3igN because: (no reason given)

**Snipped profanity**
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Closing thread..
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posted on Aug, 12 2011 @ 08:01 PM
Wouw, you got a lot on your chest, it's not like any others introductions I read on ATS.
I know you are dead serious with this thread, but it's still amuses a lot.

Thank you for making me laugh today


posted on Aug, 12 2011 @ 08:10 PM
reply to post by boorkii

You are welcome.
Seems you get the whole idea m8.

posted on Aug, 12 2011 @ 08:10 PM
I appreciate your honesty..and calling a spade a spade...

I also think your naked chick avatar very cute.

Please accept my s&f for you...

edit: oops can only flag you..
edit on 12-8-2011 by gabby2011 because: (no reason given)

posted on Aug, 12 2011 @ 08:18 PM
reply to post by gabby2011

The naked chick is my brother's. How screwed up that may sound, its true.

Thanks for the flag tho.

posted on Aug, 13 2011 @ 02:38 AM
reply to post by gabby2011

Byt the way Gabby, it's not a naked chick. It's a barely dressed chick. Profanity here is frowned upon.

posted on Aug, 13 2011 @ 04:30 AM
reply to post by Sover3igN

That's a pretty twisted Introduction

posted on Aug, 13 2011 @ 11:22 AM
A fine, fine introduction....I shall ponder your freshly spilled guts...perhaps to divine your future...perhaps to concoct a recipe for mine mind's repast.

In other words..I likey

Flag for you friend....would that all introductions bring such smiles to my face.


posted on Aug, 13 2011 @ 12:51 PM
ehmmm, am i the only one sensing a bit of racism in that post? or am i just reading it out of context?

One should know better then sitting down with the plan on changing the world trying to encourage other sitting down people to change the world for you.

If you want something done , do it yourself if it works out others see and will follow in your footsteps.

Absolutly nothing is achieved by sitting infront of a pc dishing out propaganda on how you or others want the world to be, if you have a great idea and a way to change things write to those in charge or go ahead and try to start up your own union of people with the same beliefs run up against those in charge of you current area.

The idea of changing the whole world all at once is just not humanly possible, exspecially from a website.

I have seen alot of threads with people talking about how they want to change things yet those people do nothing but whine about how nobody is doing nothing while they do nothing themselfs.

Preaching wake up people on ats is like a priest talking to his herd about there religeon, everyone agrees with him but each of them has a minor idea of there own that doesn´t quite agree with the one preaching.

The sooner you embrace the idea that You are the one that can make the change the quicker you´ll start feeling like it´s not useless to preach about it, but i wouldn´t recomend doing it on ats.

Don´t think so much about those crave attention with stars and flags, if your smart you´ll see through that.

Don´t allow those who predict end times get to you either. A person gloating over a atom bomb being blown up in a country is a sick individual and if you´r a normal human being with compassion for others you will not want to associate yourself with those twisted individuals or speak with them in person or on the internet.

One often wonders about those who try and tell about end times, when everyone is dead, who are you going to tell that you were right?

Im from Iceland and i don´t feel like a outsider on this site simply because i understand that each nation has it´s own difficulties and they face them together. Laying judgement on them and thinking that your posts will not be ripped to pieces is a wishful idea. (trust me i have tried , it´s fun, but it doesn´t work)

That´s like me stating in my post that you are a racist, thinking that the statement won´t get ripped to shreds.

Im a part of the WORLD, that is divided by Nations, that is divided by Religeon, that is divided by Opinions , that is made by The People.

Ohh almost forgot to say "Hey"
edit on 13-8-2011 by Spacedman13 because: almost forgot to say what i initially came to say.

posted on Aug, 13 2011 @ 02:32 PM
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posted on Aug, 13 2011 @ 09:15 PM
reply to post by Sover3igN

Well damn... I had no idea that little introvert post had so many stars and flags... Unfortunately I wasnt too sure exactly what your rant was about?

Hell, i'm not even sure if im awake right now.....

Wait.. What was I talking about???

posted on Aug, 15 2011 @ 01:31 AM
reply to post by AdamAnt

Yh... what u on about?

posted on Aug, 25 2011 @ 05:51 PM
reply to post by Spacedman13

Sorry for the late reply.
But I do not quite understand how my introduction can be interpreted as being racist.

posted on Jun, 23 2012 @ 12:51 PM
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