I never did this, this proper introduction, because I never felt the need to.
But it seems that every one who does this gets a lot of attention when signing up (Especially when they are fat Arthur with a pic of a barely
dressed chick as their avatar)
. And hell, I need some S&F to meet the quota, so now it is my time to let my star shine!
Here goes: "Hi!"
I joined a few years ago because my eyes and especially my heart opened up, and I thought I could contribute to awareness.
Boy was I fooled.
I have posted a few articles. And I comment a lot on any article I felt worth commenting to (or not, but done so, drunk, and felt bad afterwards,
just like I will probably feel after clicking "send" in a few minutes)
. So far all responses to my posts and replies came out not as contributing
as I was looking for, rather ignored and mocked upon by default because there is always a larger rooster in the den.
But that's not it. We are all loving and caring over here. Like for example the disaster threads, the replies are so heartwarming (Like: "Hope you
and your family are safe.")
. It makes me want to spill my lunch! Come on! You are not here to be sympathetic. You are here for sensation! You WANT
the guy on the other end, seeing a conspiracy in every little bump in his road of life, to at least parish and make MSN headlines. Be honest. We are
here to sit in the same room together looking at the BBC (that's FOX News in US)
broadcasting the first atom bomb go off in the Middle-East, to
point our finger at the world saying: "I told you so!" and then feel good about ourselves.
While the next bomb explodes over our heads, we then look at our precious survival kit realizing; we could have been even more drunk/stoned if we
would have just spent that
cash on even more beer and porn!
Damn it what truth this is that no one wants to hear. But it's probably because I am misunderstood. Well... I did a
just now here on ATS, and yes my friends; It seems that I am an introvert. Those
people generally are quite misunderstood right?
So it should be okay, but is it? Since every individual here seems to be an introvert. Because they all did the same test, and it checks out they now
thank the OP for holding that mirror in their faces. Those individuals at least should understand me. But they do not.
THEY (Yes now YOU: reader, you are now referred to as THEY, your application to this website just backfired the (SNIP) out of you )
behind their computer. Getting fatter and fatter and doing nothing more then sniffing for weaknesses. Then hurt where it hurts the most: Letting
others Speak their frigging' mind and brush it away as if THEY where the all knowing. But please, please, please: Do not get your fat ass out of your
chair and start making a change in this actually immensely beautiful world (eye of the beholder, and I genuinely hold that eye)
. The following
saying is so applicable;
Change the world and start with yourself.
Considder this my
Note to self
Having that said, let's get back to the introduction part:
I thought when I signed up it was all about stars and flags over here, getting popular fast, better then Facebook because these are people with some
sense and meaning. But I couldn't be more wrong.
It's about Stars and Stripes
over here: People with sh*t loads of S&F flame at newbies for trying to get S&F quickly. It's like a pyramid
sceme! But it get's worse...
(Explaining the stars and stripes part)
If you are an American, you are fine. If you also pretend to be at least affiliated with one of the
dreaded societies (no it's no secret anymore)
, well... that's better. But if you are a Jewish American, you very well rule this ATS-world.
If you are from any other part of the world, except for maybe the UK, feel as neglected over here as you would feel like when you step out that front
Here is my opinion: Those poor American bastards with a minimum threat of being taken away your right to bare arms. A possible healthcare as a
constitutional right. The poor old dollar de-valuating (while it was just a piece of paper with a splash of ink showing alchemy symbolism on it to
... which is de-valuating as if it was an icecap in the Sahara (that's like the Nevada but then in situated "in Europe")
guys are so "the victim of a cruel society".
Well at least they tolerate us non-Americans... but please keep the Muslims out of here!!! They is bad bad folk.
Even the well meant polls are all about that big pool of ignorance across the Atlantic. I don't understand half of what is asked there anyway. Not
because I am ignorent or uneducated, but just because I simply do not give a (SNIP), since I am a citizen of the WORLD.
Please put this in the context of me being a very sarcastic critic, because I do not want the local police department showing up and arresting me for
the potential white-male-serial-killer profile in this article.
Fat Arthur with a barely dressed Chick as his Avatar
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