posted on Aug, 12 2011 @ 04:44 AM
Alright, after a lengthy talk with my mother, I finally convinced her that having a companion would be good. She was against you moving in with us at
first, but I believe that is because she is afraid the two of us might not move out of the basement in an expeditious amount of time. She is
particularly fond of the fact that you have an education and that you are also willing to further your knowledge. She thinks it will help catalyst my
own desire to look beyond computer programing and Live Action Role-Playing.
As for my credentials of being a conspiracy theorist. I firmly believe that Phys. Ed. class in high school is mandatory only to make my asthma
condition worse, as I only had to use my inhaler 5 times a day prior to Phys Ed. 12 times a day after, even after 24 years. I also firmly believe
that the sun is not our friend, as evidenced by the amount of heat that can be produced with a magnifying glass directed properly, and the atmosphere
actually is a gigantic magnifying glass and that is the real cause of global warming. The moon landing was real, and the unreported landing on Venus
is due to wormhole technology being real. Also we are around 100 years away from warp technology.
I am looking forward to your arrival. I have remodeled my room to reflect my soon-to-be girlfriend and I's status. I have put my Wonderwoman and
Xena: Warrior Princess action figures back up on the shelves next to their respective counterparts. If you have any action figures that you would
like to bring, please inform me in your reply to this post with what kind, and I will try to make room if possible (It has to be a really cool action
figure, that has superpowers to be considered).
If you could also inform me of what you like to eat, I can relay that to my mother, and she will be happy to help. She's great like that. Oh, and
if the thought of my mother is a deal-breaker, think about this. We will have the SE corner of her basement to ourselves. It is a non-intruder zone,
kept safe with the technology I developed 8 years ago. I call it my Zap-O-Ray. It uses the latest technology in lasers, and if that's not enough, I
have a skull hologram.
Thank you for finally picking up on my ESP wave that I have been sending you for the last 3 years. I was starting to wonder if you would ever answer
at all. We will be perfect together.