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posted on Aug, 12 2011 @ 02:21 AM
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posted on Aug, 12 2011 @ 02:21 AM
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Would you consider batting for my team, Im bored and could do with a sea change.
One netbeast to another
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posted on Aug, 12 2011 @ 02:21 AM
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i have to type up 400 ovulation jokes right now.
when I'm done i'll send you a link to plenty of psychosis's.



posted on Aug, 12 2011 @ 02:22 AM
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And we are fully aware of "FGA" so none of that if you will.



posted on Aug, 12 2011 @ 02:25 AM
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posted on Aug, 12 2011 @ 02:27 AM
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do you have an Adams apple?



posted on Aug, 12 2011 @ 02:27 AM
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Hey when you get that team going can i be the unruly but lovable third base coach ?
if its not baseball and is Aussie rules or cricket or something you'll have to wait till i bone up on the rules.



posted on Aug, 12 2011 @ 02:30 AM
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Originally posted by EternalThought
That guy is 16... lol


So when hit hits legal age ATS should totally sponsor a date for you too. Just think of how much fun that would.

So, ATS'ers where should we send them on their 1st date? Roswell maybe?



posted on Aug, 12 2011 @ 02:32 AM
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You pretend you're high
Pretend you're bored
Pretend you're anything
Just to be adored
And what you need
Is what you get

Don't believe in fear
Don't believe in faith
Don't believe in anything
That you can't break

You stupid girl
You stupid girl
All you had you wasted
All you had you wasted

What drives you on
Can drive you mad
A million lies to sell yourself
Is all you ever had

Don't believe in love
Don't believe in hate
Don't belive in anything
That you can't waste

You stupid girl
You stupid girl
Can't believe you fake it
Can't believe you fake it

Don't believe in fear
Don't believe in pain
Don't believe in anyone
That you can't tame

You stupid girl
You stupid girl
All you had you wasted
All you had you wasted
You stupid girl
You stupid girl
Can't believe you fake it
Can't believe you fake it

You stupid girl



posted on Aug, 12 2011 @ 02:32 AM
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Originally posted by homeskillet
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good luck. youve just thrown meat to the wolves lol


So true.



posted on Aug, 12 2011 @ 02:35 AM
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Ah, Lysergic, why are you trying so hard?



posted on Aug, 12 2011 @ 02:35 AM
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Originally posted by EternalThought
Ah, Lysergic, why are you trying so hard?


My adoration.




posted on Aug, 12 2011 @ 02:40 AM
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this whole thread has been a pretty entertaining read, so thanks for the laughs!

brommas (sp? not going back to look, sorry if i am wrong on the name) - i thought your post was freakin' hilarious!

but i CANNOT stop laughing about "net beast"


Lysergic, love the name... reminds me of how i spent most of the 80's. :-/

OP - good luck, girl...
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posted on Aug, 12 2011 @ 02:42 AM
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posted on Aug, 12 2011 @ 02:43 AM
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Originally posted by Misterlondon
Actually, i couldn't think of anything worse than a hardcore conspiracy chick.. Imagine sitting at home at night getting paranoid together with foil hats on.


I think it can be the opposite, an ATS couple will passionate love each other thinking the end of the world will be tomorrow.



posted on Aug, 12 2011 @ 02:46 AM
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Originally posted by Trueman

Originally posted by Misterlondon
Actually, i couldn't think of anything worse than a hardcore conspiracy chick.. Imagine sitting at home at night getting paranoid together with foil hats on.


I think it can be the opposite, an ATS couple will passionate love each other thinking the end of the world will be tomorrow.



Or it could be like the ATS woman I dated in 2009 who thought her body was an altar for worship of fallen angels, believed she was a project Monarch survivor, took great pleasure in hurling heavy objects such as telephones and paperwerights at my head in the mornings, and popped up in February of this year out of the blue to dump a big glurp of my personal info right here on ATS (which the mods, to their eternal credit, removed promptly).

Never a dull moment, you knoa...



posted on Aug, 12 2011 @ 02:49 AM
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Originally posted by The Utopian Penguin
and now for the ATS dating game BONUS round one DING !

round one get it lol


hey that's actually kind of handy thanks for the link! i may have to start using that to screen my dates



posted on Aug, 12 2011 @ 02:52 AM
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Or you could put down the keyboard, go grab a coffee and talk to someone in real life.

The last place I would ever look for a girlfriend is on ATS....



posted on Aug, 12 2011 @ 02:53 AM
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Originally posted by silent thunder

Originally posted by Trueman

Originally posted by Misterlondon
Actually, i couldn't think of anything worse than a hardcore conspiracy chick.. Imagine sitting at home at night getting paranoid together with foil hats on.


I think it can be the opposite, an ATS couple will passionate love each other thinking the end of the world will be tomorrow.



Or it could be like the ATS woman I dated in 2009 who thought her body was an altar for worship of fallen angels, believed she was a project Monarch survivor, took great pleasure in hurling heavy objects such as telephones and paperwerights at my head in the mornings, and popped up in February of this year out of the blue to dump a big glurp of my personal info right here on ATS (which the mods, to their eternal credit, removed promptly).

Never a dull moment, you knoa...


bawahaha

still cant breathe





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