I want an ATSer bf..

reply to post by zombiemonkfish


Yeah for about the last 5 pages i think its mostly now just humouring the OP,

You know pic or it didnt happen and all that jazz!

Originally posted by GonzoSinister
reply to post by highpriestess

 

wait.. im not saying your not a crazy cat lady ............

*sigh* story of my life.

I just have to say that this thread had me laughing hysterically since page one. Thank you for that!

OP.... i'm sorry hun, but you can't expect to get quality replies when you open a thread bashing football. I mean seriously how can you bash football and want to date a man? You may find a "male", but certainly not a man! *kidding..... I know some of you gents like to pull your socks up real high and kick around a little ball, but we are talking American football here, you know a mans sport..... *still joking....?>....

All fun and games aside, don't limit yourself so much. Just because a man is born on 4/20, or likes football etc., doesn't mean you have to hate on him. How are you ever going to find someone if you are constantly picking them apart before you even get to know them? I am a man who loves football, I am a man who like to celebrate 4/20 and I also happen to be a very intelligent man that appreciates a good conspiracy theory, deep thought, and self reflection, and happens to be quite studly if I do say so myself, lol. Yet, by your logic, you would have thrown me to the dogs after saying I love football. What gives?

BTW, I'm not interested....

Op I'd like to go and meet you but sadly I'm far too young to go so sorry(I'm 16) plus you probably wouldn't like me in real life.

What a funny thread,had many laughs over it.

Hope you find what your looking for OP.

Theres actually a guy looking for the same thing.

Heres a link to his thread :

I want an ATSer gf....,

If that doesnt work out,im single.

U2U me if your interested,you never know if you dont give it a go,i guess...

I never thought id be saying something like that here on ATS,i didnt even know there was a relationships section to be honest lol.

Cheers

Originally posted by BillyBoBBizWorth
What a funny thread,had many laughs over it.

Hope you find what your looking for OP.

Theres actually a guy looking for the same thing.

Heres a link to his thread :

I want an ATSer gf....,

If that doesnt work out,im single.

U2U me if your interested,you never know if you dont give it a go,i guess...

I never thought id be saying something like that here on ATS,i didnt even know there was a relationships section to be honest lol.

Cheers

edit on 12-8-2011 by BillyBoBBizWorth because: (no reason given)

See thinking about it... surley these two posts are by the same person??

GonzoSinister,whats your problem?

Because im not being a prick to the OP like most people in this thread there must be something wrong with me or something?

You got a problem with what i said?

If not,shut your mouth and sit the # down.

I dont need your crap.

I dont know who this person is,it could be a guy for all i know,i have no idea.

This is my only account on ATS,how can i be two people on the same site if i only have one account?

Idiot.

My wife says I can have you










Seriously.

reply to post by The Utopian Penguin

Thank God I already have someone who loves me... knowing this I'd couldn't date.... wait I never did date...: P
-------------------------------------Me--Average
Paranoid---------------------------42%--49%
Schizoid---------------------------50%--53%
Schizotypal-----------------78%--53%
Antisocial--------------------------26%--47%
Borderline------------------58%--47%
Histrionic---------------------------30%-- 43%
Narcissistic------------------------42% --41%
Avoidant---------------------------26%--39%
Dependent-------------------------34%--37%
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Originally posted by network dude
reply to post by EternalThought

 

here is a picture of myself.
files.abovetopsecret.com...

If you are interested, please hit me up.

Oh! I did not need to see all that...
I shoulda known better!

Originally posted by BillyBoBBizWorth
GonzoSinister,whats your problem?

Because im not being a prick to the OP like most people in this thread there must be something wrong with me or something?

You got a problem with what i said?

If not,shut your mouth and sit the # down.

I dont need your crap.

I dont know who this person is,it could be a guy for all i know,i have no idea.

This is my only account on ATS,how can i be two people on the same site if i only have one account?

Idiot.

Nope.... and youve lost me?? i dont understand what your talking about?

you posted there was a link to someone saying the same thing but in reverse... as in, you suggested there was someone else looking for g/f atser instead of a b/f atser

i then underneath your post stated that i then thought the g/f post and b/f post were made by the same person...


and that makes me an idiot...

Oh goody

A troll from 4chan! Most likely a 12 year old boy (deduced from the limited vocabulary and immaturebresponses)

Originally posted by highpriestess

Originally posted by GonzoSinister
reply to post by highpriestess

 

wait.. im not saying your not a crazy cat lady ............

*sigh* story of my life.

could be worse.. you could be the crazy Rat lady!

Originally posted by Lysergic
Pics already so we can decide if you are date-able or Net Beast.

lolz, you did NOT say "NET BEAST".....

ne-who, OP good luck with "ATS-dates....where love is the conspiracy".

hmm..that has a nice hook to it. Thank me later ATS.

Originally posted by ahmonrarh"ATS-dates. where love is the conspiracy"

Love IS a conspiracy. I've been trying to find it my entire life. Still no luck.

Originally posted by BeyondPerception

Originally posted by ahmonrarh"ATS-dates. where love is the conspiracy"

Love IS a conspiracy. I've been trying to find it my entire life. Still no luck.

Love it!

Originally posted by EternalThought
Most men are idiots and don't talk about any conspiracies or supernatural... I am so sick of hearing about football and cars!!

So, how can I get an ATSer bf. I want someone who lives next to me. I checked all the meetup groups, and those guys are really old and creeps, and have gfs..

Advise?

Try a dating site and put up in your bio/info saying your looking for a conspiracy nutter and supernatural believing dudes. And preferably ones that hangs around the ATS, and that you don't like people who all they talk about is football and cars, or are old and a bunch of creeps.

Judging by the responses you got in this thread, It really should not be all that hard to do and for you to find somebody like that. I am sure you will find what your looking for, or at least you will get lots of applications. Finding what your looking for will be another deal altogether I fear.

I would apply since you seem like a really cool girl and all even if you wont post pictures.
But unfortunately I do not leave my room in my parents basement for fear of alien abduction, and tptb Infiltration.

Which begs the question. Who do you work for? The CIA, FBI, KGB, RFLTH, GFBSU, or the MIB.

You cant fool me I know there are no girls on the internetz.

Originally posted by EternalThought
I am no longer in the mood... I was last night though. Thank you all for PMs, that's very sweet of you to be interested.

Unfortunately, after reading replies on this thread, a lot of these comments are what you guys would call "boner killer" but for a female...

Please, mods, close this conversation. I'd rather be abducted than have to deal with this crap, honestly.

ET please stick to it, the bitter end is so passe for a slowly unravelling thread,
This one went for 200 pages

Have you two met?



ETA:
Well, I see that you have... carry on then...

reply to post by LadyS

ah was hoping it was jedimillers dating history thread

never mind