posted on Aug, 11 2011 @ 09:25 PM
Originally posted by Partygirl
What's a GLP?
edit on 11-8-2011 by Partygirl because: (no reason given)
It's supposed to be a messageboard. Some say its a voice chat. Nobody ever believed it was real. Nobody ever knew the URL or saw anybody that ever
posted directly there. But to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have posted on GLP. You never knew; that was the Anon Coward power. The greatest
trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
One story the guys told me, the story I believe, was from the days of the Gulf Spill BP doom last year. There was a gang of Moran Workers that wanted
their own board . They realized that to be in power, you didn't need thread veiws or post counts or even stars and flags. You just needed the will to
post what the other guy wouldn't. After a while, they come into power and then they come after the Anon Coward. He was small-time then, just running
harmless Nibiru trolls, they say. They come to his home in the afternoon, looking for his user ID. They find him in the basement, hunched over a
glowing screen, ignoring his wife and kids as usual. The Moran Workers knew the Anon Coward was tough, not to be trifled with, so they let him know
they meant business. They tell him they want his territory, all his threads.
The Anon Coward looked over the faces of his family. Then he showed these men of will what will really was. He tells him he would rather see his
moniker suicided than post another day with it after today. He waits until his wife and kids have truly given up on him and left him to troll in peace
in the basement for 18 hours a day, and then he goes after the rest of the Moran Workers. He DOS's their blogs. He social-engineers his way into their
Facebook accounts. He port-sniffs their machines and the machines of his friends. He flames the threads they are working on, spams their email
mercilessly. He harasses people that owe them money on PayPal.
And like that, he's gone. Underground. Nobody's ever seen him since. He becomes a myth, a spook story that Moran Workers tell their kids at night.
'Rat on your pop and the Anon Coward will get you.' But no one ever really believes.
edit on 8/11/11 by silent thunder because: (no reason given)