posted on Aug, 18 2004 @ 11:35 AM
Ok... pet peeve rant, but I just can't stand it!
What drives the people who feel like they MUST comment on their bowel movements?!? I know it's a silly thing, but I get to the point where I want to
cave them in for it, it annoys me so!
"Do I -look- like I just lost 50 lbs??" *upon returning from the restroom*
"WHEW! That (insert food item here) tore me up!" *usually waving their hand in front of their face as they exit*
It is so absolutely without any class... it makes me crazy!
I actually went on a blind date with a guy once to dinner. We're looking at the menu, and he says to the waiter "Well, I know I'll regret it
later, but I'll take the Prison Chili". (I think that's what it was called... we were at Hamburger Hamlet). He winked and laughed, and all I
could think was "EEEWWWW!". Why start off a date by putting your future butt issues in my mind?!? We went to the movies and he kept having to
excuse himself. He'd come back and say stuff like "the restaurant should pay for my ticket since I can't sit through the movie!" and such. I
wanted to hammer one cork in his chute and one in his yap just to get through this awful date. And it's not just men... women do this too!
Ok. All done!