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Originally posted by torque
I actually went on a blind date with a guy once to dinner. We're looking at the menu, and he says to the waiter "Well, I know I'll regret it later, but I'll take the Prison Chili". (I think that's what it was called... we were at Hamburger Hamlet). He winked and laughed, and all I could think was "EEEWWWW!". Why start off a date by putting your future butt issues in my mind?!? We went to the movies and he kept having to excuse himself. He'd come back and say stuff like "the restaurant should pay for my ticket since I can't sit through the movie!" and such. I wanted to hammer one cork in his chute and one in his yap just to get through this awful date. And it's not just men... women do this too! WHY?!?
Ok. All done!