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posted on Aug, 18 2004 @ 08:57 AM
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JOB APPLICATION



NAME: John Kerry

RESIDENCE: 7 mansions, including Washington DC, worth multi-millions.


EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:

Law Enforcement. I voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA and defense bill in my career as a US Senator. I ordered Boston to remove a fire hydrant in front of my mansion, thereby endangering my neighbors in the event of fire.


MILITARY:

I used three minor injuries to get an early discharge from the military and service in Vietnam (as documented by the attending doctor). I then returned to the US, joined Jane Fonda in protesting the war, and insulted returning Vietnam vets, claiming they committed atrocities and were baby killers. I threw my medals, ribbons, or something away in protest. Or did I? My book; Vietnam Veterans Against the War: The New Soldier shows how I truly feel about the military.


COLLEGE:

I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. Unlike my counterpart George Bush, I have no higher education and did not get admitted to Harvard nor graduate with an M.B.A


PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

I ran for U.S. Congress and have been there ever since. I have no real world experience except marrying rich women and running HJ Heinz vicariously through my wife Teresa.


ACCOMPLISHMENTS:

As a US Senator I set the record for the most liberal voting record, exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I have consistently failed to support our military and CIA by voting against budgets, thus gutting our country's ability to defend itself. Although I voted for the Iraq War, now I am against it and refuse to admit that I voted for it. I voted for every liberal piece of legislation. I have no plan to help this country but I intend to raise taxes significantly if I am elected.

My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart, George Bush, that he will never catch up. I make no or little charitable contributions and have never agreed to pay any voluntary excess taxes in MA, despite family wealth in excess of $ 700 million.

I (we) own 28 manufacturing plants (Heinz) outside of the U.S. in places like Asia, Mexico and Europe. We can make more profit from the cheaper cost of labor in those Countries, although I Blame George Bush for sending all of the jobs out of Country.

Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy sources, Ted Kennedy and I oppose windmills off Nantucketand Martha's Vineyard as it might spoil our view of the ocean as we cruise on our yachts.


RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

None.


PERSONAL

I ride a Serotta Bike.

My Gulfstream V Jet I call The Flying Squirrel.

I call my $850,000 42-foot Hinckley twin diesel yacht the "Scarmouche".

I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and feel it reflects our real culture.

I own several "Large" SUVs including one parked at my Nantucket summer mansion, though I am against large polluting inefficient vehicles and blame George Bush for the energy problems.


PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.



-- Yeah he's just one of those regular guys who cares about all Americans.




posted on Aug, 18 2004 @ 09:35 AM
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Originally posted by jrsdls
PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.


That's why I'm not voting for him. I am considering his experience,
and his voting record (something Kerry doesn't bring up much)

www.gop.com...


[edit on 8/18/2004 by FlyersFan]



posted on Aug, 18 2004 @ 10:24 AM
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You're wrong about one thing there....




Although I voted for the Iraq War, now I am against it and refuse to admit that I voted for it.


He's recently been quoted that he would still have approved of the war even if they didn't have evidence of WMD's.



posted on Aug, 18 2004 @ 10:29 AM
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Really? This week he says he would have supported it
even without WMD? I wonder what he'll say next week.



posted on Aug, 18 2004 @ 10:39 AM
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Originally posted by FlyersFan
Really? This week he says he would have supported it
even without WMD? I wonder what he'll say next week.


Whatever the people wanna hear.



posted on Aug, 18 2004 @ 10:41 AM
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Yes I will vote for Kerry.

Im just as blind as you Bush supporters.

Besides I dont see anywhere on Kerrys resume that says he has MURDERD thousands of innocent civilians. Does it?

I rest my case!!!

DumpTheBush



posted on Aug, 18 2004 @ 10:54 AM
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Very good pice.


mdefab01- Please show us where Bush murdered thousands of innocents? It helps when you back up your frivolous cliams.



posted on Aug, 18 2004 @ 10:54 AM
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I'll be the first to say that I really don't think much of Kerry, but the alternative is just not acceptible.



posted on Aug, 18 2004 @ 10:58 AM
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Dont think highly of Kerry or Bush.. My vote wont matter because one or the other will "win".



posted on Aug, 18 2004 @ 10:58 AM
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Since I got 215 returns for this plagiarized hit piece I'll just post a link to the first return before moving this to the pit.

Yes, the Politics & Scandals forum is turning to bunk, chit chat and chain letters from both sides. Let's end it here.



posted on Aug, 18 2004 @ 11:02 AM
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As opposed to this one?

JOB APPLICATION



NAME: George W. Bush

RESIDENCE: White House


EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:

Drinking, War Mongering, Degree paid for by Daddy's donations to the school. Responsible for Americans claiming to be Canadian when they travel.

MILITARY:

I basically went AWOL from the National Guard.

COLLEGE:

Though graduating, I still have basic problems with the English language. In fact, most 7-Eleven clerks have a better command of the language than I do with my (paid for) degree.


PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

I ran numerous companies into the ground.


ACCOMPLISHMENTS:

I managed to become president, despite the fact that the majority of Americans voted for the other guy...helps to have your brother as the governor of the swing state.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

Numerous police records, usually related to my problem with alchohol.


PERSONAL

I can't even control my daughters, let alone a country.




posted on Aug, 19 2004 @ 12:44 PM
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You forget one thing about Bush, he admits he doesn't read newspapers. He admits god talks to him.

Also, he orders CNN, Fox, MSNBC, so forth that if they show any third party or third pary issue they will be punished.

He has all of his records locked up, all of them. You assume his police records deal with drinking, but you don't know because no one has ever seen them. You also forget his little white powder problem in college.

You also forget that hs buddy at Enron wasn't indicted until the French went after Cheney for his $180 million dollar slush fund used to bribe french officials. And what does this have to do with Kenneth Lay? Bush makes a big deal out of the Keeneth Lay thing so people will ignore the stuff about Cheney.

With Kerry, he went to war, he had a excuse to complain about the Vietnam War. And you act like he was the only one protesting the war. Actually, about 55% of the country if not more were protesting the war. While Bush was busy going AWOL from his cushy spot daddy bought him.



posted on Aug, 19 2004 @ 12:57 PM
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Jesus, havn't we at ATS established that they are both elitist richboy idiots already? The way I see it the difference between voting for the two comes here: voting for Kerry will mean that another bad leadership has to start a fresh instead of giving Bush another four years to get America even further into the Sh*t.



posted on Aug, 19 2004 @ 01:02 PM
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Jesus, havn't we at ATS established that they are both elitist richboy idiots already? The way I see it the difference between voting for the two comes here: voting for Kerry will mean that another bad leadership has to start a fresh instead of giving Bush another four years to get America even further into the Sh*t.


Man, that is truly hitting the nail on the head....


Usually, we're picking between the lesser of two evils...this time, we're picking between the lesser of two disasters....



posted on Aug, 19 2004 @ 01:07 PM
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Exactely Gazrok. I mean look what Bush has already done, and he may only be halfway through his campaign! At least Kerry will be at the start of whatever crazy things he may want to get up to.



posted on Aug, 19 2004 @ 01:25 PM
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"The Less of two Disasters"!?!? Yes, bleak despair riddled future befalls us either way, is that the mantra?
Reach out with both hands and grab a clue!!!!
I would look to the Campaign forum for good answers as to why Kerry would be a good president.

I know you two are voting Kerry, but there is no reason to hold your nose while doing so.....the man's plans are solid.
It's human nature, but I think the predominant reason for the "oh ok, we'll take Kerry" malaise is that he's a half charged battery with a Droopy dog visage. People vote with their eyes & ears more so than their heads.
I know Monkey Boy doesn't have the market cornered on ugly but GEEZ!!



posted on Aug, 19 2004 @ 01:54 PM
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Originally posted by Gazrok
As opposed to this one?

JOB APPLICATION



NAME: George W. Bush

RESIDENCE: White House


EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:

Drinking, War Mongering, Degree paid for by Daddy's donations to the school. Responsible for Americans claiming to be Canadian when they travel.

MILITARY:

I basically went AWOL from the National Guard.

COLLEGE:

Though graduating, I still have basic problems with the English language. In fact, most 7-Eleven clerks have a better command of the language than I do with my (paid for) degree.


PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

I ran numerous companies into the ground.


ACCOMPLISHMENTS:

I managed to become president, despite the fact that the majority of Americans voted for the other guy...helps to have your brother as the governor of the swing state.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

Numerous police records, usually related to my problem with alchohol.


PERSONAL

I can't even control my daughters, let alone a country.




Quoted for truth


LMFAO!! Omg Gaz Im laughing so hard. That's #en hilarious.



posted on Aug, 19 2004 @ 02:23 PM
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Hey, you should always submit a resume with an application, LOL.


George W. Bush Resume

Past work experience:

Ran for congress and lost.

Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.

Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas, company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.

Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using tax-payer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox.

With fathers help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.

Accomplishments: Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union. Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog ridden city in America. Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money. Set record for most executions by any Governor in American history.

Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with the help of my fathers appointments to the Supreme Court.

Accomplishments as president:

Attacked and took over two countries.

Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.

Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.

Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.

Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.

First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.

First president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.

First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history.

After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided over the worst security failure in US history.

Set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips than any other president in US history.

In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their job.

Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any president in US history.

Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12 month period.

Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history.

Set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any president since the advent of television.

Signed more laws and executive orders circumventing the Constitution than any president in US history.

Presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.

Presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have.

Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.

Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind. (www.hyperreal.org...)

Dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.

My presidency is the most secretive and un-accountable of any in US history.

Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (the 'poorest' multi-millionaire, Condoleezza Rice has an Chevron oil tanker named after her).

Had more states to simultaneously go bankrupt than any president in the history of the United States.

Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world.

Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States.

Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any president in US history.

First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the human rights commission.

First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the elections monitoring board.

Removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history.

Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.

Withdrew from the World Court of Law.

Refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.

First president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US elections).

All-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.

My biggest life-time campaign contributor presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).

Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.

First president in US history to unilaterally attack a sovereign nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community.

First president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)

First US president to establish a secret shadow government.

Took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).

With a policy of 'dis-engagement' created the most hostile Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.

First US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.

First US president in history to have the people of South Korea more threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.

Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated US law by not selling huge investments in corporations bidding for government contracts.

Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive'.

Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our country at the United States Capitol building. After 18 months I have no leads and zero suspects.

In the 18 months following the 911 attacks I have successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history of the United States.

Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history.

In a little over two years created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided the US has ever been since the civil war.

Entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.

Records and References:

At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).

AWOL from National Guard and Deserted the military during a time of war.

Refuse to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view.

All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view.

All minutes of meetings for any public corporation I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view.

Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public review.

For personal references please speak to my daddy or uncle James Baker (They can be reached at their offices of the Carlyle Group for war-profiteering.)

www.buzzflash.com...

[edit on 19-8-2004 by 27jd]



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