Play me a love song!, page 1

One night hubby and me was driving along listening to the radio, when a woman called into talk to the DJ it was their request hour and she said her hubby had left her over an argument about another woman and that she just wanted him to come home to her and the kids, she was nearly in tears as she told how much she loved him and would forgive anything he had done if he would just come home, she asked the DJ to play an appropriate love song as she was so distraught she could not think of one and was sure hubby was listening. Hubby and I laughed until we cried at his choice, scroll down and you will find the lyrics to the song.

You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly
by Conway Twitty

Album : Honky Tonk Heroes (Conway Twitty & Loretta Lynn),
Conway Twitty & Loretta Lynn,
Lead Me On (Conway Twitty & Loretta Lynn)
Submitted by : metalgirl
Corrected by :

Conway - Well you're the reason I'm ridin around on big-capped tires
Loretta - And you're the reason I'm hangin our clothes outside on wires

Both - And you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'
Oh but looks ain't everything
And money ain't everything
But I love you just the same

Conway - Well you're the reason I changed to beer from soda pop
Loretta - And you're the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop

Both - Chorus

Both - I guess that we won't ever have, everything we need
Cuz when we get ahead, it's got a double mouth to feed

Loretta - And that's the reason my good looks, and my figure is gone
Conway - And that's the reason that I ain't got no hair to comb

Both - Chorus

Loretta (speaking) - Conway, why in the devil don't you go and shave,
or put on clean pair of pants?
Conway (speaking) - But Loretta, look at yourself. I wish you'd take
them curlers outta your hair and go put on a little
make-up and get outta that housecoat before supper.
Loretta - Well let me tell you somethin' Conway. Considering everything that
I went through today, I look like a movie star.
Conway - Yeah, Ruth Buzzley.
Loretta - Thank you.
Conway - Besides that, all of our kids took after your part of the family anyways.
Loretta - Oh they did, hunh? What about the ones that's bald?
Conway - Well I guess you could say they took after me.

[Edited on 18-8-2004 by goose]