posted on Apr, 2 2003 @ 08:25 PM
The short answer is: You won't be able to monitor them on the Internet.
You would need to know their user ID and have some fairly sophisticated programs to locate them when they're on (unless they're just plain careless
and use AIM or some such). And you don't have enough computing power or security access to monitor their keystrokes and see who they're typing
Yeah, there's ways around that, too, but (fortunately for us all) it's not as easy as pushing a button and giggling to yourself.