Excuses for the spirits...'Fess up old-timers

I have seen some crazy posts over a couple of years that would scream intoxication.
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So my question is to the brave and fearless few who will admit that they might have posted something that was...well just not something a coherent person might say.

Please include examples... I will start with this thread in particular

Surely there are some "old-timer's" out there who can come clean and admit.

The truth shall set you free as well as endear you to lurkers

reply to post by dalemcfad


Dear dalemcfas,

I am also guilty of posting while intoxicated. Perhaps, ATS could institute some sort of field sobriety test using smart phones before allowing us to post. You know like they do for cars now, in California, they can make you buy a breathilizer and your car won't start if you have had something to drink. Couldn't we do that for ATS?

reply to post by dalemcfad


Dear dalemcfad,

Drat I forgot to include an example, will these two posts do?

reply to post by dalemcfad


Dear dalemcfad,

I want you to know that after I posted this I saw that my star count had gone to 666, thanks.

reply to post by AQuestion


I might regret it tomorrow, but hey, you only live once. Oh wait, maybe not, I guess it depends on what you believe.

Drunken stars for all bartender!!

reply to post by dalemcfad


Dear dalemcfad,

I absolutely stunned that more people have not involved themselves in this thread, it is truly more important than anything else being discussed, perhaps you should focus on something easier, such as, what is the most you have ever drank or taken before writing on ATS. It is good to see that people like you continue to bring fresh ideas and a reason to raise my hand in toast to you, any reason to down another drink will suffice.

reply to post by AQuestion


Cheers my friend

reply to post by dalemcfad


You too friend, lets us enjoy what we can of this life.

YouTube - Afroman - Because I Got High

YouTube - Ringo Starr - The No No Song

YouTube - Jim Stafford - I Got Stoned and I Missed It

I do hope you enjoy these songs which I believe explain exactly what you have brought up, from minds much greater than mine, those who have truly spent the time to examine these theories. Be well.