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What's the worst headline you've ever seen? I'll start.

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posted on Aug, 6 2011 @ 06:52 PM
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I just saw a story that made a pun about a mans death. Like wtf! here's a snippit of the story.

Math Professor Jumps to His Conclusion During an Afternoon Class




A Chestnut Hill College professor jumped to his own death Wednesday during an afternoon math class. Rudolph Alexandrov, 71, allegedly became agitated and quickly walked out of the classroom, reported Chestnut Hill Local.




posted on Aug, 6 2011 @ 06:57 PM
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For me it has to be the "OMG absolute PROOF the WORLD IS ENDING!!!" type of thread headlines I see on ATS.

Some are funny but some are just ridiculous.



posted on Aug, 6 2011 @ 07:00 PM
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Wow, that headline just sounds kind of rude and inappropriate. Poor guy. Shame on them for even allowing that headline.



posted on Aug, 6 2011 @ 07:00 PM
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"A constipated mathematician..

Works it out with his pencil"

worst one I ever read...

really....



posted on Aug, 6 2011 @ 07:02 PM
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Okay now that is just gross!!




posted on Aug, 6 2011 @ 07:08 PM
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Why was that news? lol



posted on Aug, 6 2011 @ 07:17 PM
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The worse headline for me was a sports headline.

It came from Tthe Sun in about the year 2000. Caledonian Thistle absolutely whipped Celtic, under John Barnes' reign.

Anyway, the headline read, 'Super Cale go ballistic, Celtic are attrotious!!' Anyway!!! To the tune of Supercalli whats it called
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edit on 6/8/11 by Cobaltic1978 because: (no reason given)



posted on Aug, 6 2011 @ 07:27 PM
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This one:

"What's the worst headline you've ever seen? I'll start."

(Joke. But I just had to)



posted on Aug, 6 2011 @ 07:29 PM
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had to post this one...




posted on Aug, 6 2011 @ 07:30 PM
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Originally posted by TheMaverick
had to post this one...





Now that's a funny one. I can't stop laughing.




posted on Aug, 6 2011 @ 07:47 PM
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edit on 6-8-2011 by TechVampyre because: (no reason given)



posted on Aug, 6 2011 @ 07:58 PM
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thought this was kinda topical





posted on Aug, 6 2011 @ 07:58 PM
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Sorry but I couldn't decide between these two





And I had to add this one




posted on Aug, 6 2011 @ 07:58 PM
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This one i always hate to see..




FEAR THE 404!



posted on Aug, 6 2011 @ 11:02 PM
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lol

I love The Sun's headliens when they're creative like that. They had one when a Labour government minister called Bob Quick left his job over accidentally allowing a secret war document to be used as strategy in Afghanistan get photographed as he walked to a car:

"You can't quit quicker than a thick Quick quitter" or something to that effect.

Can't actually think of a headline I didn't like, usually they go into my brain then are forgotten quickly unless they're memorable and clever.



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