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Off Topic Thread!!!

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posted on Apr, 15 2006 @ 09:45 AM
Smoking By Pregnant Women May
Result In Fetal Injury, Premature
Birth, And Low Birth Weight.

Hmmm...... I wonder what it does to UN-Pregnant Women?

posted on Apr, 15 2006 @ 02:37 PM
Spitting just to spit is a low-brow activity. Spitting for distance is a sport. I once got a watermelon seed across the room and into my Dad's iced tea. Then I went for a jog.


posted on Apr, 15 2006 @ 04:38 PM
A spring time bug. for two days I couldn't eat, smoke, drink or do anything but lay around and moan. Nyquil was my only companion.

I just downed two huge steaks, chased it with a beer and lit a smoke.

GOD its good to be alive

posted on Apr, 15 2006 @ 04:59 PM
It's difficult when a poster nearly forces one to stay 'on-topic'. Difficult, but not impossible.

I got 10 tomato plants, 20 cabbage plants, 9 cauliflower, 9 brussel sprout, and 8 pepper plants in the ground today.


posted on Apr, 15 2006 @ 07:11 PM
I find it hard relating to snobs. I went to a snobby party today.

One said: "The cake is too sweet".......Would you rather have a salty cake moron?

posted on Apr, 15 2006 @ 07:16 PM
I can tell the differance between butter and I cant believe its not butter.

posted on Apr, 15 2006 @ 08:51 PM
Then, the alien craft lifted the cow, and a few minutes later, steaks and roasts rained down on us. It was horrible!!! We had no charcoal or steak sauce.

posted on Apr, 15 2006 @ 09:14 PM
The only thing I hate about alien abductions is I never know what to do with the little buggers after i've abducted them.

They just don't go good with gravy and even the dogs find them too odd of a taste to jump into.

perhaps they could fertilize my tomato plants...Hmmmmmm

posted on Apr, 15 2006 @ 09:15 PM
My bad......

can we please keep this off topic??????

posted on Apr, 15 2006 @ 09:20 PM
Once I saw a big rat , I was very scared

posted on Apr, 15 2006 @ 09:21 PM
I could probably eat an entire box of Cap'n Crunch at one sitting. Sure, my mouth would be bleeding, but tummy would be happy.

posted on Apr, 15 2006 @ 10:11 PM
That big white house at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington.

I think a very paranoid guy lives in the house.
It looks like he has his own army.

He's got dudes all over his roof, and guys walking around his yard with guns on them.

He has a beautiful gate on the east side, but more guys with guns in the gate house.

The place is very well kept, and the lawn is always cut.
But neighbours will start to talk if you put up this kind of security.

And if you're not welcome, you will be escorted from the property.

Could the guy living there have an anxiety disorder ? ? ?

Should he see a shrink ?

Or should he be commited ?

[edit on 16/4/2006 by anxietydisorder]

posted on Apr, 16 2006 @ 12:24 AM
Attempting to put this thread on a topic will be met with a 'smack down'.

Well, maybe not a real smack, more like a knuckle to the cranium. I had an elementary teacher who had the 'knuckle rap' down to an art.

posted on Apr, 16 2006 @ 12:54 AM
[size=12]Cow Bells

It's come to my attention that some cultures are adding large and accessive bells to their cows. :shk:

Some of the Swiss made bells are much better.

But still........

I say you should go for a good Danish bell.

But some Danes go too far.

Be kind to your cows, they have feelings too....

Until you eat them....

posted on Apr, 16 2006 @ 01:57 AM
I took off my shoes, and my feet stink!

posted on Apr, 16 2006 @ 01:59 AM
having defeated bruce willis in telekenetic mind battle I know seek out keanu reeves.

you will pay

you WILL pay

nuhnuhnuhnuh pang pang pang pang pang wahwahwahwah

posted on Apr, 16 2006 @ 02:06 AM

Produce your own power and fresh water with solar energy Solar-Powered Desalination

Sources of drinking water are shrinking, while populations are growing. Solar thermal desalination is an effective, economical and proven method of providing both power and fresh water. It is most effective when direct radiation is available and when the cost of electrical power is more than 7 cents kWh. It is particularly suitable for resort, recreation sites and remote locations that require autonomous power and desalination.

For Queen and country, please desalinate with solar power...............:bnghd:

And give a wave to the Queen.
The old girl keeps on ticking...............

posted on Apr, 16 2006 @ 02:54 AM

Go for the puppet.
That's where the action is.....

Waylon only contributes a hand.

Bonobo knows.

He's very wise.

He has mystical ape powers:

Kung Fu.........

[edit on 16/4/06 by My Sock Puppet]

posted on Apr, 16 2006 @ 02:57 AM
yuk! yuk! yuk!

posted on Apr, 16 2006 @ 07:58 AM
Everybody was Kung Foo fightin.......

Hey, isnt today the end of the world? Darn..... Remember that thread?

[edit on 16-4-2006 by dgtempe]

[edit on 16-4-2006 by dgtempe]

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