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posted on Apr, 12 2006 @ 09:47 PM
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I really hate being sick. I work at a nursing home so I can not go to work if I am sick because it wouldn't be good if the residence got sick even a cold could kill some of them as they are already ill. Anyway I have a really bad cold, so I have to stay home.




posted on Apr, 12 2006 @ 10:39 PM
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I don't know........it's just so much work for such a small payoff........O.K., O.K., I'll take a shower..........gzeeeesch.....



posted on Apr, 12 2006 @ 11:00 PM
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colds suck. i have one right now, too. it's getting better but yesterday was terrible.



posted on Apr, 13 2006 @ 02:31 AM
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It's 2:30 A. M. in Chicago.



posted on Apr, 13 2006 @ 02:47 AM
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it's 3:45 in toronto



posted on Apr, 13 2006 @ 04:22 AM
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Why do some socks make my feet smellier than others?



posted on Apr, 13 2006 @ 05:27 AM
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I've lost a stone and a half in weight in 3 weeks.

But I'm not on a diet



posted on Apr, 13 2006 @ 05:36 AM
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wth is a stone?

a big stone? or a lil stone?


kidney stone?



posted on Apr, 13 2006 @ 05:38 AM
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A Stone of UK fatness baby, but for American translation "Some pounds and Kg and stuff"


Edit: Parsnips, Parsnips, Rabbits eating cheese, Parsnips, Legs, Noses, Feet, Bread. Don't accuse me of being "on topic"


[edit on 13-4-2006 by chebob]



posted on Apr, 13 2006 @ 05:40 AM
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Originally posted by Lysergic
wth is a stone?

a big stone? or a lil stone?


kidney stone?


*casts spell*

As if by magic a link appears: linky

A stone is about 14 pound.



posted on Apr, 13 2006 @ 06:03 AM
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UK Wizard! I hereby reprimand you!

Please, get off-topic!


*could'nt resist*

[Mood Edit]



posted on Apr, 13 2006 @ 06:42 AM
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Originally posted by Mechanic 32
UK Wizard! I hereby reprimand you!

Please, get off-topic!




I'm off to make myself a cheese toasty



posted on Apr, 13 2006 @ 06:44 AM
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Mmmm! Cheese Toasties!

btw - What's a cheese toasty?



posted on Apr, 13 2006 @ 06:45 AM
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A cheese toasty is a measurement of UK weight.





Hmmmmmmm.

[edit on 13-4-2006 by chebob]



posted on Apr, 13 2006 @ 07:04 AM
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Are these socks good for tomorrow?







posted on Apr, 13 2006 @ 07:29 AM
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*Ahem* -- Getting Back Off Topic...

And that's what I love about being a shrimp shucker. It's relaxing.

When that bell rings and it's time to get shucking, my hands work by themselves while my mind wanders. I can get through a whole bushel of 20-count prawns in just under an hour.

Popping off those heads and slipping off those shells soothes me.

Meanwhile, my mind ponders the finer points of Proust and Nietzsche.

Want to be a true philosopher?

Be a shrimp shucker!



posted on Apr, 13 2006 @ 09:11 AM
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Going truly off-topic is an art form. For instance, by properly rotating the tires, you ensure an even wear pattern on the tread, increasing their longevity. In addition, hummingbirds do in fact stop and sit on branches from time to time.

NC



posted on Apr, 13 2006 @ 09:16 AM
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Here i sit waiting for Federal Express....

I hate waiting for anyone. It wouldnt be too bad but my house has four doors...and you guessed it...they always come to the wrong door, so i have to put up signs in the other doors>>>>>>>>>for them to come to the correct door.

Its cold here too, boy, do i miss Arizona now......
I think it will take me awhile to get used to the cold weather again....

No place to walk to either..... and that job....where is the phone call????

I hate it when you apply and they make you feel like they've waited for you all their lives.....Such phonies....
WELCOME TO CAPE COD.



posted on Apr, 13 2006 @ 10:09 AM
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I shall now demonstrate how to put a red ball of cotton into a vat of white paint without getting any paint on said ball of cotton.


I forgot the paint. Instead, I shall recite a poem:

"Death, death, death
I really envy your breath
It's so sour and fruity
I bet the ladies love you
With your sour and fruity breath"



posted on Apr, 13 2006 @ 10:30 AM
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I swear, the big-eyed buggers took me aboard their craft, probed me, and then left me with great wisdom I am compelled to share.



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