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posted on Aug, 18 2004 @ 05:07 PM
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This is as off topic as I can get...






posted on Aug, 18 2004 @ 05:25 PM
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Too funny dbates, to bad there isnt a dog licking his face.



posted on Aug, 18 2004 @ 05:57 PM
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The atomic weight of Iridium is 192.217.



posted on Aug, 18 2004 @ 05:59 PM
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Cats always land on there feet.



posted on Aug, 18 2004 @ 05:59 PM
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Where did all this navel lint come from?



posted on Aug, 18 2004 @ 06:01 PM
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posted on Aug, 18 2004 @ 06:03 PM
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Dad, can I have $50, for condoms and beer?



posted on Aug, 18 2004 @ 07:52 PM
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I shall dance *starts dancing* *trips* Urrrggghhh ( censored for inapropriate content )



posted on Aug, 18 2004 @ 08:43 PM
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Is it potAto or potahto? TomAto or tomahto?



posted on Aug, 18 2004 @ 11:08 PM
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stop your jibber jabber. I ain't got no egg nogg. wrong side of the nutmeg, in prison even. Ok buffalo parts all around.





[Edited on 8/18/2004 by DiabolusFireDragon]



posted on Aug, 19 2004 @ 07:37 AM
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My cats like to eat Ice cream.



posted on Aug, 19 2004 @ 07:39 AM
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Bill Gates is both Satan and God....
:bash::bnghd:


[Edited on 19-8-2004 by dreamlandmafia]



posted on Aug, 19 2004 @ 07:52 AM
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I think I'm addicted to Sex,

I think about it all the time.

I'm always thinking about my gal...

It's rough ya know, trying to concentrate on other things...

I need heeeeeeeeeeeelp !!!

:shk::shk::shk::shk:



posted on Aug, 19 2004 @ 07:54 AM
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The US basketball Team in the games suck this year.



posted on Aug, 19 2004 @ 09:24 AM
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Originally posted by SpittinCobra
Too funny dbates, to bad there isnt a dog licking his face.

Just remember...you asked for it!





posted on Aug, 19 2004 @ 09:38 AM
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Originally posted by dbates

Originally posted by SpittinCobra
Too funny dbates, to bad there isnt a dog licking his face.

Just remember...you asked for it!





LMAO................

I need to know how to talk to the BK chicken.



posted on Aug, 19 2004 @ 09:39 AM
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The chicken doesnt talk...you just tell it to do stuff and it does. Pre programmed responces.



posted on Aug, 19 2004 @ 09:41 AM
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A Texas schoolteacher asks her class how many of them are Bush fans.

Not really knowing what a Bush fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy--Johnny.

The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a Bush fan."

The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Bush fan?"

Johnny says, "I'm a John Kerry fan."

The teacher asks why he's a Kerry fan. The boy says, "Well, my mom's a Kerry fan, and my Dad's a Kerry fan, so I'm a Kerry fan!"

The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas after all. So she snidely asks, "Well, what if your Mom was a moron, and you're dad was an idiot? What would that make you?"

Johnny says, "That would make me a Bush fan."



posted on Aug, 19 2004 @ 10:58 AM
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It's raining today, I don't like it either.



posted on Aug, 19 2004 @ 11:36 AM
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How come after 15 years Bart and Lisa are the same age as when they first started out??






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