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posted on May, 19 2006 @ 11:27 PM
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what you know bout purple drank?




posted on May, 19 2006 @ 11:43 PM
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unhh... jeeze... tired... unhh.... I=pwned... I'm actually watching spongebob right now... little bro left it in tv... and I'm in the room... too lazy to move... I need some coffee... badly... this stuff is actually still kinda funny... god... I'm pathetic... Wow... god... omg... oh ... just noticed little brother is still here... unh... need to sleep... but dont want to... I hate friday nights... I have no social life... hmmm... yawn... gonna watch some flash toons...cya



posted on May, 20 2006 @ 08:28 AM
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OMG. I just found out my sponsor is sponsoring me again for another year into 2007. Woohoo! Another year of NO financial worries with regard to my studies.

Now I can look forward to enjoying my upcoming summer break.



posted on May, 20 2006 @ 05:10 PM
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mrwupy saves the world.

I have a blue dye pack that I put in the tank of my toilet that turns the water a lovely shade of blue. I have no idea why I buy these things but I get a queasy feeling if the water in my toilet actually starts to look like, well, water....

That’s when I had a wonderful idea.

Many areas of the country are going thru a drought, and with every flush of the toilet the drought gets worse and worse. In order to conserve water I’ve decided to..(drum roll please)…

Invent a yellow dye block. It will turn the water piss pot yellow and no one will have to flush anymore unless the smell overwhelms them or they have more serious business on the porcelain throne.

They come with a little poster to put above the toilet that says, "I use a yellow dye block. There is no rush to flush."

Save the precious water my friends, buy a wupy yellow dye block today!!!!!


[edit on 20-5-2006 by mrwupy]



posted on May, 20 2006 @ 05:55 PM
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If you ever go shopping downtown NY, dont talk to strangers. I was window shopping there and this man told me i could own the fur jacket if i wanted it.

'scuse me????? Just what in the hell did he mean? So i
and got out of there promptly.

I wonder if i'd get the same offer today, 20 years later!


Inspite of it all, i love NY.



posted on May, 23 2006 @ 12:27 AM
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my knee is killing me



posted on May, 23 2006 @ 11:44 AM
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Originally posted by Lysergic
my knee is killing me


Too bad. Rub some liniment on it and call me in the morn.

Ohh, i see the boys have Guayaberas on- Bush & Fox and Fox has a rather expensive cowboy hat on...should have fed some of his people with the proceeds...

Anyway, i'm sitting here waiting for the comet/asteroid to strike. I did have a bathing suit on but it was not ok in conformity with ATS's rule 65489 A, so i had to take it off.



I hope impact isnt before 4:30 at which time my husband comes home and i dont have to obscess about whatever comes down the sky. I will then shift my attention to him and HIS needs which are so much greater than MINE.
/Sarcasm.



posted on May, 23 2006 @ 01:45 PM
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Are you as hot as you think you are?



posted on May, 24 2006 @ 03:02 AM
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It is a good day today ....


Great day actually







posted on May, 27 2006 @ 08:46 AM
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My b.f. made me an awesome breakfast this morning. Not only is he a great lover, he's also a great cook.



posted on May, 28 2006 @ 12:09 AM
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See I told you chicks dig guys that can cook (to michael frank) but your still not gonna get any!

you have just been pwned by me
not really...
goes online on halo...
now you have...
can anyone recomend a good freeware image editing program



posted on May, 28 2006 @ 05:35 AM
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Scroll down a bit....................
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I found a really small monkey...............






I'm glad I only have to worry about mice, I'd hate to have these little buggers running around my house.

[size=12]AHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shk:



posted on May, 28 2006 @ 06:12 AM
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i can hold my breath for a really long time



posted on May, 28 2006 @ 01:54 PM
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I can blow into a bass clarinet for 45 seconds.... I passed out after though... as I was doing it I looked like
lungs felt like
head felt like:bnghd: hair felt like oh wait hair is my friend revived me by beating me with a folding chair




posted on May, 28 2006 @ 01:58 PM
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Originally posted by anxietydisorder



Its a baby Pygmy Marmoset....yes thats right I'm on topic, fear me!



posted on May, 28 2006 @ 02:09 PM
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Joo 5h00D L13k ph34r /\/\y 1337 5k111x0r5
Yay for 1337speek
yo mutha# yo # best be pheerin' my glock
yay for ebonics
durka durka durka pheer muhamed durka durka jihad
yay for islam
terrorist,terrorists, pheer terrorists, 9/11, terrorists, Irans nukes, terrorist, Iraq
yay for politics
pheer mods

yay for moderators
:w:wha..... pheer who...
what
yay for akies
its penutbuter jelly time its penutbutta jellay time pheer me pheer me
yay for pbjtime
pheer

yay for

ohahahahahaooohhahahhahaha pheer

yay for the little
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pheer your mom
yay for your mom jokes
mmmfh mmhf (pheer me)

yay for

#######pheer me # # # your a ### muther#
yay for

yay for pheer me
yay for pheer me

[edit on 5/28/06 by TristanBW9456]



posted on May, 28 2006 @ 09:00 PM
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WHAT??
Does that have any thing to do with the fact, that my 2yo son, thinks that the greatest thing on the planet. Is when I light my farts?



posted on May, 29 2006 @ 12:37 AM
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wow.... that actually works

I am now watching trans-america... god that movie is screwed up...
I need to get a life... I wonder if their havving a sale anytime soon
I hate the world but not life... wierd...
(>.(>.



posted on May, 30 2006 @ 01:52 AM
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We all know about the Great Red Spot in the atmosphere of Jupiter.
A large zit that humans have observed for the past 400 years.


The Great Red Spot is a great anti-cyclonic (high pressure) storm akin to a hurricane on Earth, but it is enormous (three Earths would fit within its boundaries) and it has persisted for at least the 400 years that humans have observed it through telescopes. Since it is anti-cyclonic in Jupiter's Southern hemisphere, the rotation is counterclockwise, with a period of about 6 days. (A hurricane in Earth's Southern hemisphere rotates clockwise because it is a low pressure system.) The clouds associated with the Spot appear to be about 8 km above neighboring cloud tops.
csep10.phys.utk.edu...



I notice that Jupiter is just a teen working it's way though a bad case of facial blemishes.




Can I suggest a rocket loaded with Clearasil Ultra................



Or do we have to keep looking at these imperfections for the next 400 years ?



posted on May, 30 2006 @ 06:11 AM
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I picked up a box and i broke a rib. Wow is me. Daggumm it. I am in severe pain now and ibuprophen is not nearly good enough for me this morning.

Darn Darn Darn!
(@#$%)

Anyhoo, wow is me.





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