Off Topic Thread!!!

Originally posted by NotClever
902 posts and counting. When I hit a thousand, they just deliver the car to my house, right? I don't have to go get it, do I?

Taxes, licensing, title and destination fees apply. Local statutes may prohibit this as well. See your local dealer for details. Batteries not included!.

[edit on 4/28/2006 by Mechanic 32]

Hunh, noone's complained about a login or printing problem in several hours now. May have to go alter some passwords and generate a work order or two.

Sometimes I wish I were God.

If I were God I would freeze hell. Then I would wait and see if all those people who said they would do something "if/when hell freezes over", would actually do it.

If they don't do it I would send their lying behinds to hell, give them skates so they can skate for eternity and then I would judge them:


5.4 5.5 5.2 6.1 5.9



Yeah, that would be hella cool


Edit: raindrops falling on my head.... (totaly off topic of my post... I'm off topic-king the off topic post in off topic thread)


[edit on 29-4-2006 by paperclip]

If you've drawn your own bitmapped font in for example Photoshop, you are forced to manually Copy & Paste each character in order to combine them into a word.

This gets pretty tedious if you're doing buttons for a website, as an example.

The purpose of ______ is to make this procedure smoother.

By arranging your font in ASCII order and put markers to define the width of each character you may load the image into ______ which the combines the characters for you.

Then you simply copy everything to the clipboard to get it back into your painting program.

I have more inteligence in my little toe then your honor student. The problem is that due to the fact I have a y chromasome I am graded unfairly and when my parents see my repport card... well this smile explains it



oh and by the way on the big thread thing it says to stay ON TOPIC

[edit on 4/29/06 by TristanBW9456]

Hmmm. I'm really hungry. I might go get something to eat, but I have no idea what I will get.

Ha I just ate sucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!11!!1111!!!!!!!!

all hail the waivy guy

It has rained all day long today. Stuck in the house on a Spring Saturday sucks.

The more I learn the more I realize I don't know, which means the smarter I become the dumber I get. At the rate i'm learning I have no doubt in no time at all i'll be as dumb as a door knob, if i'm not already.

There is no spoon involving the thing with the numbers going down and flying around in the air with the mib .
MOLLY SANCTUM

Coherent, meaningful posts are expected here. Simply not on-topic. Hells bells.....you can type nonsense in Wordpad.

awp whore-counterstrike
panzernoob-wolfenstein ET
insurgent-real life

what do they all have in common

They are names for somone who is kicking your ars using tactics that you are unable to use.

Its the Bene Gesserit. Please keep your cultural references straight.

whoops... I'll change it soon

Yay for the bay
exnay on the alkingtay
exist nwo may
ran out of things to say
this is so g**
I guess its okay
get I may
in the name of I say
we are not worthay

I'm old fashioned, go back and capitalize "bene" please. Bene.

Oh, and tell us who proclaimed, "Give me liberty or give me death!"

[edit on 29-4-2006 by NotClever]

Originally posted by TristanBW9456
whoops... I'll change it soon

Yay for the bay
exnay on the alkingtay
exist nwo may
ran out of things to say
this is so g**
I guess its okay
get

I may
in the name of

I say
we are not worthay

Don't give up your day job, to be a poet!!!

Was cute, though.

one two three four i declaire a thumb war
five six seven eight
try to keep your thumb straight

Originally posted by Omega85
one two three four i declaire a thumb war
five six seven eight
try to keep your thumb straight

Does your thumb have a face on it?

OZZY OZZY OZZY
OI OI OI
MOLLY SANCTUM
EPIDERMUS RALPH MOUPH PRECILLA QUEEN OF THE desert marshmellow man

I made a pork shoulder italian style. Wow! It goes a long way!

Day 1- Pork, potatoes and greenbeans w/butter
Day2- Pork sandwiches
Day 3- Barbequed pork with corn and corn bread w/butter
Day 4- Pork and beans
Day 5- Pork chinese style fried rice
Day 6- Pork egg rolls
Day 7- I threw the remainding pork out