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Off Topic Thread!!!

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posted on Apr, 23 2006 @ 06:42 AM
Oh, I see (said the bindman)

Which brings me to my topic of today:

I was in another country once, and had to take a bus into town.
I sat across from a blindman who was playing the guitar.
He wore dark glasses, Stevie Wonder style
He announced he was dedicating a song to the pretty girl across from him.

True story.

Hello? Whats wrong with this picture?????

He did have good taste
but blind?:shk:

posted on Apr, 23 2006 @ 06:50 AM
*Blind people can adapt their remaining senses around their blindness, perhaps you were wearing perfume, however subtle?*

I survived the great blizzard of 1967 (Chicago) *to get back off-topic*

edit = had a better idea

[edit on 4/23/2006 by Mechanic 32]

posted on Apr, 23 2006 @ 11:49 AM
well maybe since the blind man had to feel instead of see...

coincidence, I think not!

posted on Apr, 23 2006 @ 12:17 PM
New bird alert!!

A yellow rumped "Myrtle" warbler has been spotted at the NotClever feeders.

Now back to our irregularly scheduled programming.....

posted on Apr, 23 2006 @ 12:23 PM
I lost my connection for about an hour.

Darn cellphone crapped out on me.. I use the cell as a modem.. To be improved upon soon i hope..

posted on Apr, 23 2006 @ 12:24 PM
Startling new news. Joo got 1337ted hahahahah duallie noob

Thers a game cald counterstrike and I always laugh at people who get killed by people with duallies cause the duallies suck and only noobs use them

posted on Apr, 23 2006 @ 12:35 PM
MEMBERS: Do not simply post news articles in the forums without comment. If you feel inclined to make the board aware of current events,
please post the first paragraph, a link to the entire story, AND your opinion, twist or take on the news item.

posted on Apr, 23 2006 @ 12:39 PM
New Forum Image Linking Policy

Effective immediately, is handling inline images differently, the standard BBcode tags are now generating image links.

Due to our massive size and traffic levels, inline image hotlinking of images hosted on lesser websites can end up causing bandwidth issues for the host site. Generally, this is a "grey area" in the world of discussion boards as the BBcode for inline images is pretty much standardized across tens of thousands of sites. But once a board achieves our size, we need to be mindful of the bandwidth strain we might cause other websites, and strive to be good Internet citizens.

Generally, the new rule is simple:

You host it: if you have made arrangements to host the image either through a hosting service, your own website, or your ATS member upload space, you can visually display the image in your post.

A news service hosts it: If the image is owned by a news service, you can display it in a post by using a new tag.

All other images included in posts will now appear as an "external image" link.

The new rules are applied as follows...

LEGACY SUPPORT -- The Standard BBcode Image Tag:
This will generate a large-text "external image" link to the source image if the host site is not in our list of enabled hosts. Use this tag whenever you are in doubt. Enabled host sites currently include:, photobucket, imageshack, and tinypic. If you favor an alternate free image hosting service, please send me an example URL of an image you have hosted there.

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tag for inline images from this point forward.

god I hate this

posted on Apr, 23 2006 @ 12:40 PM
I'm trying very, very, hard to not use the ignore button.

posted on Apr, 23 2006 @ 02:06 PM
Tristan, honey, how can we miss you if you wont go away?

*Now then*

I forgot what i was going to say.

Ya cant get there from here...

posted on Apr, 23 2006 @ 02:07 PM
WHy does everyone hate me



posted on Apr, 23 2006 @ 02:10 PM
Hate is a very strong emotion. I dont hate.

I dislike that you are not following the rules of the thread.

Can you try to be good?

or the
will haunt you forever... You dont want that, do you?

posted on Apr, 23 2006 @ 06:52 PM
Alrighty folks, this thread is getting dangerously close to being 'on-topic'. Back 'off-topic' everyone.....

posted on Apr, 23 2006 @ 08:57 PM
I feel soo popular
(most off topic yet)

posted on Apr, 23 2006 @ 09:01 PM
If other members 'be good', they should have no problems here.

Not mentioning any names, so I can remain 'Off Topic'.

Everyone deserves a second chance, btw. So

posted on Apr, 24 2006 @ 08:32 AM
I finally finished that paper for Organization Behavior. Got sick of writing it, so I may have finished a bit abruptly. What do you think, "In conclusion, that's just the way it is, so there."?

posted on Apr, 24 2006 @ 01:31 PM
.............Prior to the 'Gagarin' flight, on August 8, 1958, the highly secret US Operations Argus had been launched. The first of three nuclear devices to be exploded was detonated at high altitude.............

posted on Apr, 24 2006 @ 01:36 PM
Well my attempt at stopping smoking has hit the floor in a poof of dust
. I know i have no will power

posted on Apr, 24 2006 @ 02:01 PM
I have been afflicted with stomach and esophagus problems for years. Quitting smoking made a tremendous difference in how I felt. I can eat better, gained back the 40 lbs. I lost. But I'm not responding to any particular post. Just saying.

posted on Apr, 24 2006 @ 11:11 PM
you can get the most affects of an alchoholic bevage by willing them upon yourself. Thats how kids get by with oly a little alchohole every once in a blue moon

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