posted on Aug, 5 2011 @ 09:38 PM
You know you are awake when you can no longer watch TV news without the urge to scream a list of 14 topics they SHOULD be talking about in place of
the one irrelevant one they've been hyper-focused on for weeks.
You know you are awake when you cannot for the life of you figure out why everyone in else in the room discusses said news broadcast as if it were the
You know you are awake when shooting stars, planets, jumbo jets, lightning bugs, sky-divers, Chinese lanterns, and anything else that twinkles, glows
or moves, is potentially an alien spaceship or a secret government craft, and no one can convince you otherwise.
You know you are awake when you start to count the drive-by's when you are on ATS (especially if you live on a cul-de-sac!)
You know you are awake when it's a toss-up whether to get a dose of coffee or ATS first in the morning, because they have the same effect. They both
wake you up.