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Proof: Today I realized I was an actual God. Not "the god" but definitely A GOD.

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posted on Aug, 4 2011 @ 06:27 AM
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Explanation: S&F!



Personal Disclosure: Hmmm?
Douglas Adams has written on such weirdness in his scifi novel...

The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul. (by Douglas Adams) [wiki]


Dirk Gently, who calls himself a "holistic detective", has happened upon what he thinks is a rather comfortable situation. A wealthy man in the record industry has retained him, spinning a story about being stalked by a seven-foot-tall, green-eyed, scythe-wielding monster. Dirk pretends to understand the man's ravings involving potatoes and a contract signed in blood coming due; when in reality, Dirk is musing about what he might do if he actually receives payment for his "services" – such as getting rid of his refrigerator, which is so filthy inside that it has become the centrepiece of a showdown between himself and his cleaning woman.



One of Dirk's chief characteristics in the novel is guilt—about the fridge and about the death of Anstey, whom he should have protected. At the end of the novel, Dirk's fridge generates a new god of Guilt; it is implied this stops Toe Rag and the green monster from preventing Thor from finally retrieving the contract in Norway.


Don't Start feeling guilty now though... Because, thats what it FEEDS ON!




posted on Aug, 4 2011 @ 06:28 AM
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Originally posted by ChaoticOrder
Eeeeewwwwwww......
Make prettier stuff God.


That's what everyone else said when humans were created. _javascript:icon('
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posted on Aug, 4 2011 @ 06:33 AM
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Lord Boncho The Unhygenic, i bow to thee and your glorious uncleanliness.
Hail thee Lord Boncho

If i was thee , well,,,,i would have kept thy creation and then made thy creation worship I until the day that they or thy died or i would have smitted their asses and their childrens asses with damnation as i sent hell fire down on them


Damn i wish i was God like, like thee

edit on 4-8-2011 by meathed because: (no reason given)



posted on Aug, 4 2011 @ 06:36 AM
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That was quite funny - Thanks



posted on Aug, 4 2011 @ 06:54 AM
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Every time someone uses the word "proof" in an ATS subject, God kills a kitten.



posted on Aug, 4 2011 @ 07:19 AM
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one word response to this thread


looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool



posted on Aug, 4 2011 @ 07:20 AM
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Your fridge must have a funky smell....lovely jubbly.



posted on Aug, 4 2011 @ 07:20 AM
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reply to post by boncho
 


Wow man, even in bacterial structure you can see sacred geometry. You learn something new everyday.



posted on Aug, 4 2011 @ 07:22 AM
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Originally posted by miniatus
Every time someone uses the word "proof" in an ATS subject, God kills a kitten.


Proof , proof , proof.

I dont like kittens



posted on Aug, 4 2011 @ 07:46 AM
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now form that bacteria into a living breathing human being
Or at the very least a dinosaur.



posted on Aug, 4 2011 @ 07:47 AM
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All Hail Boncho!



those aren't smilies - they're actually the yellow spores



posted on Aug, 4 2011 @ 07:49 AM
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I think you just fatherd some CREATOR created pre existing bacteria samples by giving them a place to live. So


S&F for the smile you generated

edit on 8/4/11 by Ophiuchus 13 because: (no reason given)



posted on Aug, 4 2011 @ 08:05 AM
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Dirty Boy,
Back in your box!



posted on Aug, 4 2011 @ 08:11 AM
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Originally posted by michaelmcclen
Found the perfect video to accompany this thread



www.youtube.com...
edit on 3-8-2011 by michaelmcclen because: fixed link


Was thinking about the exact same Simpsons Episode, average minds think alike.



posted on Aug, 4 2011 @ 08:20 AM
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when i read the thread, my first thought was, you ate that stuff, then went on a trip and thought you became god......



posted on Aug, 4 2011 @ 08:26 AM
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OMG you are hilarious.

I swear when I see your avy I laugh and HAVE to read what you write. It always makes me laugh.

You have a way with words and sentence structure!!


WOW that is some serious mold there....lol My roommate is bad about leaving stuff in the fridge forever. I have to clean it out once a month of veggies and such. When I moved in he had potatoes in the pantry growing wings and veggies in the crisper growing sprouts and well I had never seen celery bad before! It isnt a pretty sight lol


Funny thread!



posted on Aug, 4 2011 @ 08:45 AM
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Not so sure I want to look in the container in the back of my fridge now... I really don't know how long it's been there for, and it's that exact reason keeping me from finding out what exists in it!
I'm afraid if I open the lid, something might jump out at me!


But really, Simpsons did come to mind for me as well.

I got a good chuckle out of this thread, thank you OP (S+F for you) and thanks to everyone else who participated.



posted on Aug, 4 2011 @ 08:58 AM
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I hate to burst the fantasy, but you're simply a farmer...not a god.

Congrats on growing your bacteria crops though.



posted on Aug, 4 2011 @ 08:58 AM
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Did God create his followers in his own image?



But awesome post, it's true, we can be creators in our own right.



posted on Aug, 4 2011 @ 09:03 AM
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LOL Boncho - combine the 2 posts before this one and you are sentient Mold who farms mold...

is that cannibalistic? oh you threw it out - nevermind




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