Alone in an office, Pitt takes a swig of coffee-in-a-can, which then causes him to dance, shadowbox, smell his own armpits and also briefly clone
himself. But the most ridiculous part of the whole thing is the concept that Brad Pitt works in some office.
Chu-hi appears to be a lemony alcoholic drink, so basically Japan’s precursor to Four Loko. Surrounded by cheerleaders and football players (they
play football in Japan?), Stiller excitedly opens a can and, in the only English word in the whole ad, declares, “Fresh!” youtu.be...
9. Keanu Reeves for Suntory Reserve
In this drink ad (I’m beginning to sense a trend here), Reeves is toiling away at a computer in the dark, long before he’d make his career doing
that as Neo in "The Matrix." But this time around, the vibe is less “the One” and more “deleted scene from Bill and Ted's Bogus
8. Arnold Schwarzenegger for V&V
Arnold speaking Japanese? Check. Arnold in a golden toga? Check. Arnold’s disembodied head? Check. I believe that’s called the Japanese Ad
7. Natalie Portman for Lux
The only female star on the list, Portman pulls up on a motorcycle as she’s late for her...fencing audition? But her hair is stupendous, so she
makes the fencing team, or something. youtu.be...
6. Sylvester Stallone for Bayern
Stallone is playing golf, but suddenly he brandishes a sausage on a fork. Oh, I get it! Links at the links. But, wait, did he have eating utensils,
sausage and some sort of cooking implement stored in his golf bag? youtu.be...
5. Michael J. Fox for...another mystery beverage
Yet another nonsensical ad for liquid excitement that makes one engage in kooky activities that in no way inform anyone about the specifics of said
drink. Pay special attention at the :22 mark for a trademark Michael J. Fox moment. youtu.be...
4. Bruce Willis for Eneos
Willis dons an old timey pajama hat in what appears to be an ad for either a credit card company or rotary phones. Or alien stun guns. Definitely one
of those three. youtu.be...
3. Hulk Hogan for BigFlow
I honestly have no idea what's going on here. The Hulkster, in his wrestling onesies, serenades a baby about some sort of air-conditioning unit. You
figure it out. youtu.be...
2. Nicolas Cage for Sankyo
Apparently when Nicolas Cage isn’t busy making movies (which is not very often), he spends his free time starring in commercials for something
called Sankyo Pachinko. There was quite a stable to choose from, but we picked the two in which he acted the most Nicolas Cage-y.
ah Japanese television,I never laughed so much as when I used to watch it back in the day.We were stationed there for 4 years and I don't know
about the food but the canned coffee will make you act like Brad does in his commercial.It was out on the market over there way before it became
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