NOS energy drink, official drink of Nosred

I did not create this drink, nor do I have any connection to the company that manufactures it however I am now giving it my seal of approval since it seems they took the name from me. (I just discovered this stuff existed, I must now buy controlling stock in the company).




Red NOS energy drink, official drink of Nosred. Remember - if it didn't energize you, it wasn't a NOSred.




DRINK NOS! Official plant-watering replacement of the future, it has electrolytes!



Disclaimer: Seriously I had no idea this stuff existed until today. Now you must all buy it, and drink nothing but NOS. NOS is better than water. NOS invented God. NOS is banned in China. NOS consistently finds Jesus. NOS killed Jesus. We did not invent the NOS. NOS is from Jersey. This is not NOS. This is close.

I had some of this when on a road trip across NZ, it states not to have more than one can a day...

So we got a few to keep us going:

~Loopy Juice~

Originally posted by Fatmandy
I had some of this when on a road trip across NZ, it states not to have more than one can a day...

The label is a lie. Most doctors recommend drinking at least ten a day, more if you want to be exceptionally healthy.

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NOS used to come in nitrous tank shaped cans. like 4 years ago.

reply to post by Goatar


Disclaimer: NOS is not nitrous oxide. Drink more NOS.

Originally posted by Nosred

Originally posted by Fatmandy
I had some of this when on a road trip across NZ, it states not to have more than one can a day...

The label is a lie. Most doctors recommend drinking at least ten a day, more if you want to be exceptionally healthy.

I hope you are kidding. Ten a day and I wouldn't sleep for a week!!

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Both taste like crap.

Originally posted by Goatar
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NOS used to come in nitrous tank shaped cans. like 4 years ago.

Still comes like that here, just got one a few months ago at a race I went to.

I really don't like it, but it was free. Rockstar is really the only energy drink I think tastes good. Kind of like gummy bears and bubblegum or something. Delicious! Cheaper than redbull when doing 20 jaggerbombs in a night.

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NOS does not contain crap or crap byproducts.


Disclaimer: NOS may contain traces of lethal uranium. Do not consume.

Originally posted by Nosred



Disclaimer: NOS may contain traces of lethal uranium. Do not consume.

edit on 1-8-2011 by Nosred because: (no reason given)

Even medical grade? What about food grade? Wait.... are we talking about Nitrous Oxide the gas, or the energy drink now?

Nitrous Oxide: Makes cars AND people happy!

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