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Originally posted by earthdude
Sure they have cash, but the US has assets, like the countries we invaded.
Originally posted by Crakeur
reply to post by GeorgiaGirl
not a bad idea. He can announce, first thru vague leaks, that there's something new, innovative and exiciting coming our way. then he can hold a massive press conference announing iTax. It's something apple invented which will change the way we live. Are you ready for it? The United States of iAmerica will take a percentage of everything it's citizens make. Amazing right? And by the time his press conference is over, millions of minions will already have gone to the USiA's website and paid the iTax. About 6 months later Jobs will announce a iTax2 and the same folks who paid the first iTax will be the first to sign on for the new iTax.
By the time Jobs' term is complete, we'll be at iTax8 and we'll have a wicked surplus.
Originally posted by GeorgiaGirl
Steve Jobs for president???