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I'm like a newborn! All naked, and screaming, and covered in goo...

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posted on Jul, 28 2011 @ 04:40 PM
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Hi folks,

I truly hope I put this in the right place, as I tend to be more than a little computer illiterate. Been a long time reader, who has in turns been both very enlightened by certain posts and incredibly amused by others. I'm a military history student, working on my doctorate. I'm an open minded lad who will give anything an unbiased read, though I won't hesitate to point out any giant gaps in logic or common sense. In my off times I like working on my bike (Honda Shadow, she's a beauty!), playing some music with various friend grubs, and finding new and exciting places to put tattoos.

T'was my study of history that first really caused my to "open my eyes" as it were. All the knowledge is right in front of us, we just have to know how to look for it. I also have an overwhelming interest in all things paranormal and crypo-zoological, and generally most things that go bump in the night. Having said that, I apologize before hand to anyone that feels the sharp end of any vitriolic, scathing wit I may inadvertently cast out... it wasn't me I assure you. Blame the lizard people, or Lee Harvey Oswald, what ever floats your boat.

Be seeing more of me,

WhiskyKisses




posted on Jul, 28 2011 @ 04:50 PM
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welcome
quick somebody,, slap ya,, ohh your already screaming,,oppsss,,sorry,,,ok somebody slap his mother,,

u better be ready



posted on Jul, 28 2011 @ 05:03 PM
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Now now Bobathome.
Are you advocating violence on the forum?
Shame on you.


Welcome whisky
Sounds like you'll fit right in.

And...dont blame Bob....he only acts that way because niburu/elenin is aligned with uranus or something.
edit on 28-7-2011 by Neysa because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 28 2011 @ 05:09 PM
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reply to post by Neysa
 


Save the placenta. I hear it is very nutritious.

Welcome to ATS.



posted on Jul, 28 2011 @ 05:10 PM
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*laughs* Well that answered everything! Here I was worrying there was some form of unspeakable initiation unfolding before my very eyes!



posted on Jul, 28 2011 @ 05:14 PM
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reply to post by WhiskyKisses
 


No, that comes when you try to make your first posts, and we take turns bitch slapping you with wet fish!!



posted on Jul, 28 2011 @ 05:17 PM
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*instantly displays nervous eye twitch* Will there be a cod? A perch? What is the point of this grotesque madness?! Or would you just be doing it for the Halibut?

eh?

eh?

Halibut?

*sighs* gods, I kill me sometimes...


edit on 28-7-2011 by WhiskyKisses because: Gods awful grammar



posted on Jul, 28 2011 @ 05:20 PM
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reply to post by Neysa
 


lol


Mods!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ,,, lol



posted on Jul, 28 2011 @ 05:21 PM
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reply to post by WhiskyKisses
 


speak up im on the computer and im a little hard of herring



posted on Jul, 28 2011 @ 05:22 PM
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Welcome to this side of the fence ... now before you take to the boards clean yourself up and get some cloths on man ... your leaving a trail of 'newborn goo' everywhere


Woody



posted on Jul, 28 2011 @ 05:31 PM
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We are Rigel4 .....You can't see the eyes of the demon, until him come callin'.



posted on Jul, 28 2011 @ 05:32 PM
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D'awww.... but my goo... Thanks for the greetings all!



posted on Jul, 28 2011 @ 10:15 PM
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I learned in high school that the history in our books was modified

Hello and Welcome to ATS



posted on Jul, 28 2011 @ 10:19 PM
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posted on Jul, 29 2011 @ 04:40 AM
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Past Life Regression Therapist? Too bad that can't be done over the internet. I am almost certain I was a NAZI in my previous life, though I've had no repeat of that sort of mania in this one.



posted on Jul, 29 2011 @ 04:49 AM
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You are off to a good start my friend because the title of your post made me laugh and click and I rarely bother post in these intro thingies. You seem to be a good writer too so I look forward to seeing you around.



posted on Jul, 29 2011 @ 05:49 AM
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Hi and welcome.

This is a great place to expand your knowledge, learn different perspectives and get those "I wish I had thought of that" moments. The forums on here are great fun and there is something for everyone.

See you around.



posted on Jul, 29 2011 @ 01:35 PM
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Much obliged for the compliments good sir/ma'am! I'll endeavor not to disappoint!



posted on Aug, 1 2011 @ 01:54 PM
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Originally posted by Ittabena
reply to post by woodwytch
 


Past Life Regression Therapist? Too bad that can't be done over the internet. I am almost certain I was a NAZI in my previous life, though I've had no repeat of that sort of mania in this one.


What makes you think you were a National Socialist in a past life?



posted on Aug, 1 2011 @ 09:24 PM
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uh, covered in goo? wow, thats a new one ahaha.



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