Best Prayer Ever??......At a Nascar Race

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posted on Jul, 26 2011 @ 10:34 PM
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Pastor Joe Nelms gave the invocation prior the race. I won't spoil the fun for y'all(used in the spirit of Nascar),by telling you what happens. Rest assured it hilarious.

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posted on Jul, 26 2011 @ 10:39 PM
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The very concept of this makes true religious humans and people who don't believe facepalm and laugh.

Nuff said.

Don't expect much intelligence from people who watch nascar.

I bet if I wrote a book and 2000 years from now some of the future people like that read it they'd believe it simply because my book says it's fact.


Oh..wait.............that's already happened, it's called REALITY



posted on Jul, 26 2011 @ 10:44 PM
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That pastor worships money...

felt ill watching that, what a joke, all those bowing there heads to that mockery should give there head a shake.



posted on Jul, 26 2011 @ 10:44 PM
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I wouldn't say I "watch NASCAR", but I am a casual fan. It's being discussed across the nation on sports radio.

I'm sure those that make fun of NASCAR racing and the people who are fans, woulda/will still do so anyway.



posted on Jul, 26 2011 @ 10:45 PM
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reply to post by The Great Day LOL..I guess I shoulda put the in the Joke Forum, but it is current news.

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posted on Jul, 26 2011 @ 10:49 PM
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And more people know who Snooki is compared to oh.. I don't know...people and events that actually matter.



posted on Jul, 26 2011 @ 10:52 PM
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"And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full."



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posted on Jul, 26 2011 @ 10:58 PM
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posted on Jul, 26 2011 @ 11:04 PM
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it was pretty funny.

he is a pastor and allowed to be married.

a priest couldn't say that nor a iman.

we need a sense of humor more than ever.



sorry, forgot the rabbi, i'm sure there is 1 or 2 with "a smokin hot wife" that might say that but not a NASCAR

race.
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posted on Jul, 26 2011 @ 11:04 PM
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Today's prayer brought to you by....

He was having a little fun...nothing wrong with that.



posted on Jul, 26 2011 @ 11:05 PM
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*snip*

I'm saying that they are hypocrites by using the the words that they worship by. Perhaps you should not jump to conclusions so fast, it makes you look bad.
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posted on Jul, 26 2011 @ 11:09 PM
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posted on Jul, 26 2011 @ 11:11 PM
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at least you used the right word, "poop"

and not that disgusting batardization, "poo"



thank you, that drives me nuts.



posted on Jul, 26 2011 @ 11:11 PM
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I saw it on the news and thought it was pretty funny!
I'm sure even God has a sense of humor



posted on Jul, 26 2011 @ 11:11 PM
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Don't strain yourself.



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posted on Jul, 26 2011 @ 11:21 PM
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hard to poop out your elbow too!


unless you are my great uncle jeremiah, old war wound, yeah, civil war.



posted on Jul, 27 2011 @ 01:21 AM
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BUGGITY BOOGITY BOOGIE~

AMEN


I love this!! Its going straight to Soundcloud - I hope its not long before it makes it to the dancefloor =)



posted on Jul, 27 2011 @ 01:22 AM
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I just don't see NASCAR as a "sport". It's more of a public spectacle.

And, "Tallageda Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby" did a good job of mocking NASCAR's CULTure of worshipping corporate sponsors and shallow pursuits of glory.
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