In the past decade, America has encountered some of the stupidest politicians to set foot on the earth. I think the top 3 idiots are Sarah Palin,
George Bush, and Michele Bachmann.
There is one question that always comes into my mind when discussing these three: How can a single American citizen take them seriously as
politicians? They're so stupid! Bush went to Yale, but I've known McDonalds cashiers who are 10X smarter than him!
Here's a breakdown of some of the stupidest things these politicians have done and said:
"'Refudiate,' 'misunderestimate,' 'wee-wee'd up.' English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words
too. Got to celebrate it!'" --a Tweet sent by Sarah Palin in response to being ridiculed for inventing the word "refudiate," proudly mistaking her
illiteracy for literary genius, July 18, 2010
"He who warned, uh, the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms, uh, by
ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure
and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed." --Sarah Palin, botching the history of Paul Revere's midnight ride, June 3, 2011
"But obviously, we've got to stand with our North Korean allies." --Sarah Palin, after being asked how she would handle the current hostilities
between the two Koreas, interview on Glenn Beck's radio show, Nov. 24, 2010
You have got to be kidding me. How can you confuse North and South
Korea? That's a stupid mistake for a junior high school student, let alone a presidential canditate. 10 Dumb Quotes
We can't forget that Sarah Palin is a strong propenent of abstinence and no sex before marriage, yet her daughter got knocked up before she was
It did hurt and it did make me angry because I wanted to remain pure until my wedding night.
George Bush is so technologically advanced he surfs more than one internet.
Let's not forget possibly the stupidest move in presidential history, after 9/11, Bush claimed that the terrorists attacked us because they hate our
freedoms, so he responded by violating our constitutional rights and freedoms with the Patriot Act.
"Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas."
-Rep. Michelle Bachmann, April, 2009
That's right people, your next potential president says that carbon dioxide is not harmful. Let's run an
experiment to find out if CO2 is harmful: Bachmann should put a bag over her head, and breathe for about 15 minutes
Well what I want them to know is just like, John Wayne was from Waterloo, Iowa. That's the kind of spirit that I have, too
John Wayne Gacy
from Waterloo, Iowa:
John Wayne Gacy, Jr. (March 17, 1942 – May 10, 1994) was an American serial killer also known as the Killer Clown who raped
and murdered 33 teenage boys and young men between 1972 and 1978. Gacy buried 26 of his victims in the crawlspace of his home and three others
elsewhere on his property, discarding the remaining four victims in a nearby river.
That's the kind of spirit the next American president needs.
Compilation of stupid Michele Bachmann quotes:
Not all cultures are equal
Yeah, to hell with the Declaration of
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal
What needs to happen is an IQ test battle royale: Bush, Palin, and Bachmann all take an IQ test so we can find out once and for all who is the
stupidest. My predictions: Bush: 80. Palin: 85. Bachmann: 90
Now before you guys attack me and say I'm mean or whatever, tell me, is there anybody that doesn't think those three are as dumb as a bag of
If I asked this question to a friend of mine, do you know what his answer would be? Yes.....
In other words they are all pretty stupid.
Well, to be fair, I think Bush is actually pretty smart. I just don't like his policies... Though I did like that he tried to push for offshore
drilling in order to reduce our dependence on foreign Oil.
Thats really the only thing he did that I liked... Though to be fair, I did used to agree with the wars back when we first went over... But then
again, who didn't?
Palin? Well, too quote my mom " She would make an AWESOME PTA president."
Bachmann? Honestly her husband concerns me more. That guy is going to play a huge part in why she does not get elected. That guy is beyond bigoted...
have you heard the things he said?
And since she married that guy, I would say, there is a reasonable chance that her feelings are not all that far off... I mean, I couldn't marry some
one who was filled with prejudice like that. :/
id have to say bush just because of the 8 years we had him in office. Palin second cause ever since she became well known everything that shes said is
borderline neanderthal. bachmann last cause she hasnt scored to many stupid points yet but make no mistake by the time the elections come around she
will have said alot more dumb things
It’s an indictment on the intelligence or unintelligence of the American people that they would vote in Bush twice and even remotely consider the
other two for any elected office.
This is of course humorous but in reality a frightening proposition that such people as the three you name have had power and are close to power.
Bush was the worst president in history and probably ruined the country, and as for the other two, well, all we can do is hope and pray they don’t
get near the presidency, but the American people have already proven they have the capacity to elect Bush so anything is possible.
id have to say bush just because of the 8 years we had him in office. Palin second cause ever since she became well known everything that shes
said is borderline neanderthal. bachmann last cause she hasnt scored to many stupid points yet but make no mistake by the time the elections come
around she will have said alot more dumb things
I agree, I think Bush is the stupidest, Palin next, then Bachmann.
But what was it that Bachmann said about gays, they're barbarians and need to be civilized or something? Her anti-gay, illogical homophobic rants
only appeal to the ignorant IMO.
While none of the three are rocket scientists,I think Pelosi is an absolute moron thats just my opinion however. She just gives off this vibe of being
And I don't think Biden is quite as smart as Peter Griffin.
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