Who is stupider: Palin, Bush, or Bachmann?, page 1

In the past decade, America has encountered some of the stupidest politicians to set foot on the earth. I think the top 3 idiots are Sarah Palin, George Bush, and Michele Bachmann.

There is one question that always comes into my mind when discussing these three: How can a single American citizen take them seriously as politicians? They're so stupid! Bush went to Yale, but I've known McDonalds cashiers who are 10X smarter than him!

Here's a breakdown of some of the stupidest things these politicians have done and said:

Sarah Palin:

"'Refudiate,' 'misunderestimate,' 'wee-wee'd up.' English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!'" --a Tweet sent by Sarah Palin in response to being ridiculed for inventing the word "refudiate," proudly mistaking her illiteracy for literary genius, July 18, 2010

"He who warned, uh, the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed." --Sarah Palin, botching the history of Paul Revere's midnight ride, June 3, 2011

"But obviously, we've got to stand with our North Korean allies." --Sarah Palin, after being asked how she would handle the current hostilities between the two Koreas, interview on Glenn Beck's radio show, Nov. 24, 2010

You have got to be kidding me. How can you confuse North and South Korea? That's a stupid mistake for a junior high school student, let alone a presidential canditate.
10 Dumb Quotes

We can't forget that Sarah Palin is a strong propenent of abstinence and no sex before marriage, yet her daughter got knocked up before she was married.

It did hurt and it did make me angry because I wanted to remain pure until my wedding night.

--Bristol Palin

What is it exactly that the VP does everyday?

Apparently when it comes to newspapers, she has read "all of them"

George Bush: Bush has said some stupid, stupid things over the years.

Here's a compilation of some Bushisms: My personal favorite:

There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

"You're working hard to put food on your family"

George Bush is so technologically advanced he surfs more than one internet.

Let's not forget possibly the stupidest move in presidential history, after 9/11, Bush claimed that the terrorists attacked us because they hate our freedoms, so he responded by violating our constitutional rights and freedoms with the Patriot Act.

Michele Bachmann:

"Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." -Rep. Michelle Bachmann, April, 2009

That's right people, your next potential president says that carbon dioxide is not harmful. Let's run an experiment to find out if CO2 is harmful: Bachmann should put a bag over her head, and breathe for about 15 minutes

Well what I want them to know is just like, John Wayne was from Waterloo, Iowa. That's the kind of spirit that I have, too

John Wayne Gacy from Waterloo, Iowa:

John Wayne Gacy, Jr. (March 17, 1942 – May 10, 1994) was an American serial killer also known as the Killer Clown who raped and murdered 33 teenage boys and young men between 1972 and 1978. Gacy buried 26 of his victims in the crawlspace of his home and three others elsewhere on his property, discarding the remaining four victims in a nearby river.

That's the kind of spirit the next American president needs.

Compilation of stupid Michele Bachmann quotes:

Not all cultures are equal

Yeah, to hell with the Declaration of Independence!:

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal

Michele Bachmann Quotes

What needs to happen is an IQ test battle royale: Bush, Palin, and Bachmann all take an IQ test so we can find out once and for all who is the stupidest. My predictions: Bush: 80. Palin: 85. Bachmann: 90

Now before you guys attack me and say I'm mean or whatever, tell me, is there anybody that doesn't think those three are as dumb as a bag of rocks?

Stupider is not a valid word.

GM

I'm placing my vote for Obama.
Just becasue the media tries to sweep these under the rug doesn't mean they don't exist.



Don't forget about the Intercontinental Railroad

reply to post by TupacShakur

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And this is why our mediocre president will be easily re-elected. I'd love to see a realistic alternative in the next election but it's like these people are working to get him votes at this point.

Obama doesn't even really need to campaign when his opponents are tea party members and people who think "barrock insane owebowmore" is a clever thing to say...

BTW I love how conservatives hate Katie Couric for asking Sarah Palin what she likes to read. Incredible

reply to post by Grey Magic

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Stupider is not a valid word.

GM

Yeah I realized that right as I posted it.....ouch.

reply to post by Hillbilly123069

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I'm sorry. The grammar was to much to bare. The correct term is "more stupid."

Correct form: The grammar was too much to bare.

We all make mistakes, even you Albert Einstein.

reply to post by Hillbilly123069

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Indeed, the irony in the OP attempting to paint some very stupid people as more stupid than him cannot be lost here.

In the future, please remember that "stupider" is not a word, and the correct connotation is "more stupid", just as numerous posters have already described.

reply to post by DankKing420

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id have to say bush just because of the 8 years we had him in office. Palin second cause ever since she became well known everything that shes said is borderline neanderthal. bachmann last cause she hasnt scored to many stupid points yet but make no mistake by the time the elections come around she will have said alot more dumb things

I agree, I think Bush is the stupidest, Palin next, then Bachmann.

But what was it that Bachmann said about gays, they're barbarians and need to be civilized or something? Her anti-gay, illogical homophobic rants only appeal to the ignorant IMO.

reply to post by TupacShakur

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correct form: "The grammar was too much to bear."

I love grammar-nazi threads.

To address the OP, it is unfair to only focus on Republicans, as there are plenty of stupid Democrats, but if I had to choose from your list, I would say Bachmann. But she is also the funniest.

While none of the three are rocket scientists,I think Pelosi is an absolute moron thats just my opinion however. She just gives off this vibe of being completely clueless.
And I don't think Biden is quite as smart as Peter Griffin.

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